Beaver Fanatic Department (AKA get your mind out of the gutter, TCB, Department): A good friend of mine moved back to Corvallis, a sleepy little college town (Oregon State University), whose school mascot is the Beaver. Katie was an OSU grad. She set up a very successful local business and several people asked her to run for City Council, which was at that point populated entirely by aging males, all of them incredibly University of Oregon alumni (the Ducks). So Katie agreed to run and chose this classic as her campaign slogan:
[size=8][move=left,scroll,7,transparent,100%]LET'S PUT A BEAVER ON THE CITY COUNCIL!![/move][/size]
She lost. In a landslide.