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FJL

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« Reply #90 on: May 09, 2006, 10:48:23 AM »
Dan - How about a hint?  Soemthing to do with "cut and paste" maybe?  :)
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« Reply #91 on: May 09, 2006, 10:48:58 AM »
A little late for this, but one for Mohel!
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« Reply #92 on: May 09, 2006, 10:50:09 AM »
FJL - Check the NY Times obits for a Dybbuk connection,

Laters!
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« Reply #93 on: May 09, 2006, 10:52:12 AM »
I forgot that I, too, have taken the Circle Line around Manhattan. It's a fun ride. I've done it more than once and found that I know as much or more about the Island of Manhattan as the "guides" on the ship.
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« Reply #94 on: May 09, 2006, 10:52:39 AM »
Quote from: FJL on May 09, 2006, 10:48:23 AM
Dan - How about a hint?  Soemthing to do with "cut and paste" maybe?  :)

Ewwwww!  (Not the answer, either.)
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« Reply #95 on: May 09, 2006, 10:53:21 AM »
I wonder if Jose lurks for the time being. If so, I'm seeing Lestat on Wednesday, May 24th, the evening performace. It's finally made an appearance on TDF and a $36 ticket is just the ticket (as they say).
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FJL

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« Reply #96 on: May 09, 2006, 10:58:51 AM »
Everybody's favorite game show, CIRCUMCISION RIDDLES

(Cue the theme song:)

Circumcision riddles, you got me on the go
Circumcision riddles, I'm all aquiver
Circumcision riddles, producers wanna know
Why I've got a script that I can't deliver
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« Reply #97 on: May 09, 2006, 11:02:42 AM »
Maria - Wow, 99 years old.  It pays to make a career in Jewish theater.

As my mother says (I'm paraphrasing), you do Jewish theater for 99 years, you live long.
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FJL

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« Reply #98 on: May 09, 2006, 11:08:54 AM »
Dan - Is it Foreskin Quit?  (a play on Force Quit)
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FJL

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« Reply #99 on: May 09, 2006, 11:09:19 AM »
Alt Shaft Delete?
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« Reply #100 on: May 09, 2006, 11:17:16 AM »
I remember the great cartoon of Moses looking at the heavens and the caption was "  "Now let me get this straight, you want us to cut the ends of our what's off?"
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« Reply #101 on: May 09, 2006, 11:19:04 AM »
Did Dan actually leave without giving the answer to that last riddle??????
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« Reply #102 on: May 09, 2006, 11:22:08 AM »
Nope.  The answer is--

Through E-Mohel.

Oy!
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« Reply #103 on: May 09, 2006, 11:23:29 AM »
Ooo, I'm so excited - I now have a blog:

Nonprofit Notes
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« Reply #104 on: May 09, 2006, 11:23:59 AM »
Oh right, no groaning on HHW! (a response to Dan's joke, not Ginny's blog :) )
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« Reply #105 on: May 09, 2006, 11:24:12 AM »
I have been all over this fershlugenah town in search of postcards.  Fifty years ago, when this hole was an All-American City, there were postcards up the wazoo.  Now that it's turned into a ghost town and pit of inanity, no one wants to publicize it with colorful cards.  Such is the story of my hometown, which houses the world's fattest people.  I am definitely on the slender side in this burg! Oy!
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Re:OLD MAN RIVER
« Reply #106 on: May 09, 2006, 11:31:55 AM »
Quote from: FJL on May 09, 2006, 11:23:59 AM
Oh right, no groaning on HHW! (a response to Dan's joke, not Ginny's blog :) )

Though there is the temptation to start telling circumcision jokes in DR Ginny's blog's comment section  :D
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« Reply #107 on: May 09, 2006, 11:33:02 AM »
Quote from: Maria on May 09, 2006, 10:33:38 AM
                 ***CONGRATS, T'PUNK!***

If anyone wants an excuse not to celebrate Mother's Day,  One thing that struck me was how incredibly young most of the sailors were.  


Babies, most of 'em....some 17 and 18 years old...and still not shaving.
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« Reply #108 on: May 09, 2006, 11:40:05 AM »
Quote from: Dan (the Man) on May 09, 2006, 11:31:55 AM
Though there is the temptation to start telling circumcision jokes in DR Ginny's blog's comment section  :D

Yikes!  That motivated me to find out quick how to disable the comment section  ;)
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« Reply #109 on: May 09, 2006, 11:51:24 AM »
Congrats TPunk!!!!!
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« Reply #110 on: May 09, 2006, 11:52:29 AM »
Ginny
How can you call those the core of the GIC Reference Collection with a straight face?

You completely left out "Foundation Center's Guide to Winning Proposals III: Even More Ways to Win!"

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« Reply #111 on: May 09, 2006, 11:53:17 AM »
DR Ron - I have cancelled my trip to San Francisco.  There are many unpleasant things that have been happening at work and I decided to take the cats to the lake for 4 or 5 days around memorial day rather than spend 4-5 days in a hotel meeting room listening to lectures about things I already know...even if it is in San Francisco
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« Reply #112 on: May 09, 2006, 11:55:01 AM »
Quote from: Rodzinski on May 09, 2006, 11:52:29 AM
Ginny
How can you call those the core of the GIC Reference Collection with a straight face?

You completely left out "Foundation Center's Guide to Winning Proposals III: Even More Ways to Win!"

Only a matter of time, DR Rodzinski!
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Cillaliz

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« Reply #113 on: May 09, 2006, 11:56:00 AM »
Boating?? At the lake we have a speed boat, 2 sailboats (there may be 3, not sure if the one that was for sale has been sold), a paddleboat and my best friend has a E-Class Sailboat and she also bought my kayak.

I've also been on a cruise to Alaska and many many boat rides. I'll have to think of some stories. I used to have lots from the days when we did the late night booze cruises, but that was long ago
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« Reply #114 on: May 09, 2006, 11:56:48 AM »
I am home due to a splitting headache, so I think i shall go rest.
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« Reply #115 on: May 09, 2006, 11:58:48 AM »
Quote from: Cillaliz on May 09, 2006, 11:56:48 AM
I am home due to a splitting headache, so I think i shall go rest.

DR Cillaliz - hope you feel better soon.  It must be bad at work to cancel a trip to San Francisco!
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Re:OLD MAN RIVER
« Reply #116 on: May 09, 2006, 11:59:39 AM »
I wonder if Luba Kadison's apartment was rent controlled.
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« Reply #117 on: May 09, 2006, 12:14:58 PM »
Can anyone here tell me how to insert a screen shot of a website into a Word document?
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« Reply #118 on: May 09, 2006, 12:24:10 PM »
Quote from: Ginny on May 09, 2006, 12:14:58 PM
Can anyone here tell me how to insert a screen shot of a website into a Word document?

If the resolution is not that important, you can just hit ALT + Print Scrn on the web page and then Paste it into the Word doc.  If you want to be able to clearly read the what's on the webpage, you might have to paste it into Paint and then crop off some of the white space before you paste into the Word doc.
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« Reply #119 on: May 09, 2006, 12:24:35 PM »
My library visit is now at an end.  See you all tomorrow.
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