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Re:THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
« Reply #120 on: November 07, 2006, 02:30:11 PM »
Quote from: FJL on November 07, 2006, 01:29:31 PM
Contention must be paid.

How do we keep our balnace?  That I can tell you in one word:  Contention!  

Alright Kimlets: Line Up - CONTENTION! - Left Face...

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Re:THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
« Reply #121 on: November 07, 2006, 02:33:05 PM »
Quote from: JRand56 on November 07, 2006, 01:58:51 PM
There seems to be a lovely long haired lady in the center of the picture.

Looks like a baby Triffid to me!

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« Reply #122 on: November 07, 2006, 02:33:25 PM »
The road to heaven is paved with good contentions.
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« Reply #123 on: November 07, 2006, 02:36:16 PM »
The Republicans and the Democrats meet every four years for their Nominating Contentions.

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Re:THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
« Reply #124 on: November 07, 2006, 02:58:56 PM »
Quote from: FJL on November 07, 2006, 02:10:43 PM
So the bal nace is the miracle of the recurrence of Lucille Ball, namely Debra Messing.

I can only quote Aldolpho:  "Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??!!"  ;D
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Re:THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
« Reply #125 on: November 07, 2006, 02:59:37 PM »
Quote from: DERBRUCER on November 07, 2006, 02:33:05 PM
Looks like a baby Triffid to me!

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But a lovely one with long hair, right?  ;D
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Re:THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
« Reply #126 on: November 07, 2006, 03:05:06 PM »
Martha Weaver our local news anchor who was at the CMA show last night said:  "Faith Hill was joking...."
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« Reply #127 on: November 07, 2006, 04:06:18 PM »
Maybe everyone is off with the Triffid Spirits.
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« Reply #128 on: November 07, 2006, 04:18:32 PM »
Quote from: JRand56 on November 07, 2006, 03:05:06 PM
Martha Weaver our local news anchor who was at the CMA show last night said:  "Faith Hill was joking...."


About what?
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« Reply #129 on: November 07, 2006, 04:20:22 PM »
Matt H., you had better hope your package arrives on Wednesday or Thursday, because Friday in a National Holiday.
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« Reply #130 on: November 07, 2006, 04:29:33 PM »

Dear Esteemed, fixed, mixed, rehearsed, and eaten BK --

I will be thinking of you and holding good thoughts this coming Saturday, for a very successful book signing for you.

If Sugar were there, she would give you a big "good luck" kiss on your nose!
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« Reply #131 on: November 07, 2006, 04:30:57 PM »

DR FJL -- I loved your new lyric, incorporating Jessica Tandy and Paul Bunyon, to "But Alive !"

To quote our fearless leader...... where else on all the internet could you find such a thing??!
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« Reply #132 on: November 07, 2006, 04:37:29 PM »
WB DR Elmore. Did you make it to the polls?
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« Reply #133 on: November 07, 2006, 04:45:51 PM »
Hello, fellow Dear Readers. I have returned. I am sure you are all thrilled.
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« Reply #134 on: November 07, 2006, 04:54:04 PM »
Welcome back DR LAURA!!!
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« Reply #135 on: November 07, 2006, 04:58:26 PM »
DR Rodzinski, you're right. The Tara was formerly owned by George Lefont. He still owns the Plaza, but my favorite theatres that he had are long gone. It's a shame, since they would both be so close to our new house.

The Silver Screen, a reperatory cinema, bit the dust when home video and movies of VHS made them obsolete. The Screening Room was a first run art film house managed by a dear friend.

When I was editing "Daughters of the Dust", I was right across the street from the Screening Room. Whenever LeFont wanted to screen a film, my friend would call me and I'd run over to sit in the booth with him and watch the film, because if George didn't choose to book it, it would very likely not see the light of a xenon bulb here in Atlanta. I saw a lot of great films that never made it here for one reason or another.

Damn the multiplexes!
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« Reply #136 on: November 07, 2006, 04:58:35 PM »
What is it that we're living for?

[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]APPLESAUCE!  APPLESAUCE!!![/move]
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« Reply #137 on: November 07, 2006, 05:02:04 PM »
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« Reply #138 on: November 07, 2006, 05:02:29 PM »
Quote from: singingnymph on November 07, 2006, 08:57:40 AM
Gah! I did it again. I'm registered to vote by mail, but I took so long making up my mind on some of the issues, I now have to take it down to the polling station anyway.   ::)
Don't forget to get your "I Voted!" sticker!!!

(They don't have the stickers here in Delaware.   :-\)
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Re:THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
« Reply #139 on: November 07, 2006, 05:04:33 PM »
At the end of the program the conductor and pianist were both given generous applesauce.
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Re:THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
« Reply #140 on: November 07, 2006, 05:05:48 PM »
The president was interrupted several times by applesauce from the audience.
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« Reply #141 on: November 07, 2006, 05:10:25 PM »
Der Brucer is cursing at the television.

It seems that the major networks have decided to broadcast voting news instead of their regular programming.  "Where the h*!! is NCIS???" has just boomed from the living room.

No, wait, they just switched back to the fiction programming.  I expect there will be plenty of interruptions with "breaking news reports" through the evening.  If any of you out there hear more cursing, it's just der B, nothing to be alarmed about.

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« Reply #142 on: November 07, 2006, 05:11:33 PM »
DR JRand -  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #143 on: November 07, 2006, 05:11:54 PM »
Cameron Mackintosh presents Applesauce

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« Reply #144 on: November 07, 2006, 05:19:31 PM »
I'm now leaving work.  I want to work on my lines some more before I go to rehearsal (always a good thing ;)).  

Have a good evening, all!
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« Reply #145 on: November 07, 2006, 05:19:56 PM »
MusicGuy - Thanks.  

APPLAUSE parodies are actually quite common on the internet.  There was a site where some of us were working up a parody of Eve Harrington's Halloween number, in honor of the new London production of Equus starring Daniel Radcliffe.

Remember that Halloween where you were nine
You wore a Phar Lap costume of your own design
Well, look at you know

And daddy said go wash your face, you look like a horse
That's what he said, of course

And now onstage my moon is ready to shine
remember that Halloween when I was nine

Well, damn you, JK Rowling, look at your litttle Harry now


It went on, and it was a group effort, but you get the idea.  :)
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« Reply #146 on: November 07, 2006, 05:25:05 PM »
You can lead a horse to culture, but they're really buying tickets to see Little Harry Potter nekkid.
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« Reply #147 on: November 07, 2006, 05:28:32 PM »
Quote from: DERBRUCER on November 07, 2006, 12:01:04 PM
American Dad does a number on Log Cabin Republicans:

I'm Red and I'm Gay!

Really funny!

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One thing I can't figure out...

How did we go from Red being synonymous with Commie/Ruskie to Red meaning Republican?

If you only vote for one or two Republicans, does this mean you're a Pinko?
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Re:THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
« Reply #148 on: November 07, 2006, 05:31:07 PM »
Quote from: FJL on November 07, 2006, 05:19:56 PM
MusicGuy - Thanks.  

APPLAUSE parodies are actually quite common on the internet.  There was a site where some of us were working up a parody of Eve Harrington's Halloween number, in honor of the new London production of Equus starring Daniel Radcliffe.

Remember that Halloween where you were nine
You wore a Phar Lap costume of your own design
Well, look at you know

And daddy said go wash your face, you look like a horse
That's what he said, of course

And now onstage my moon is ready to shine
remember that Halloween when I was nine

Well, damn you, JK Rowling, look at your litttle Harry now


It went on, and it was a group effort, but you get the idea.  :)

I actually like this MUCH better than the actual APPLAUSE score. All of it.  From top to bottom and inside out.  8)
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Re:THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES
« Reply #149 on: November 07, 2006, 05:31:29 PM »
Quote from: FJL on November 07, 2006, 05:25:05 PM
You can lead a horse to culture, but they're really buying tickets to see Little Harry Potter nekkid.

EKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!  ;D
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