TOD: years ago I was hired to work "in-house" at a temp service. The manager had me dress up as a gigantic pumpkin (huge pumpkin body, green tights and a little leaf on my head--I kid you not) one Hallowe'en and go out on the streets of Portland to hand out promo brochures on said temp service. Now this may have been embarrassing for a "normal" person (and we know that exempts me automatically
), but I decided to "run with it". Among the two funnier things I did that day:
1. This was in the days when the Scientologists were very active in Portland. They would stand out on street corners and their de rigeur opening line was "Can I ask you a question?". If you responded (or even made eye contact, LOL), they'd then proceed with "Are you happy with your life?" or somesuch nonsense to get you into their "Celebrity Centre" (yes, spelled CENTRE) to take their little personality test. So anyhoo I snuck up behind one of them who was out on a busy streetcorner. "Excuse me," I said loudly, "can I ask you a question?" The Scientologist turned around and his jaw literally dropped open. I continued without missing a beat, "I keep having a delusion I'm a gigantic pumpkin. Can Scientology help me?" For once a Scientologist was speechless.
2. This one was actually funnier for me. Toward the end of the day, I saw a lady carrying several small carved pumpkins in her arms and I started running after her screaming "Child murderer, child murderer!" She got really freaked out and ran into a building to hide from me. I still giggle when I think about it.
Re: Elmore and inheritance. One of the smartest things my parents ever did (aside from having me, of course) was sitting all of us kids down probably 30 years ago and letting us "divvy" up their personal items between us, with them moderating. The list went into their will as a codicil. That way, there was no question (although my middle sister, the "black sheep," of course tried to get "extra" for her first grandchild who was born after my mother's death. The attorney said "no," which of course was proper).