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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #360 on: December 23, 2006, 09:41:01 PM »

And I haven't forgotten about you, DR Edi. I have the DVR set to record LIFE AFTER TOMORROW tomorrow evening so I can burn you a DVD-R.
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« Reply #361 on: December 23, 2006, 09:43:46 PM »

Page Thirteen Aladdin, Jasmine, and Genie Dance!!!


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« Reply #362 on: December 23, 2006, 10:15:45 PM »

Off to bed now.

Good night!
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #363 on: December 23, 2006, 10:16:10 PM »

We have, as George is wont to say, a lull.
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« Reply #364 on: December 23, 2006, 10:20:07 PM »

We're going out to a Christmas party on Christmas Eve, so no need for feverish preparation tomorrow.  So i can truly say this Christmas, tonight, thank god it's them instead of us.
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« Reply #365 on: December 23, 2006, 10:20:42 PM »

I see lulls. Wasn't that check off? Can't remember if it was filmed or not.  Just to get back to the topic of the day which I avoided until now!
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« Reply #366 on: December 23, 2006, 10:21:22 PM »

Feed the birds, let them know it's christmas time.  (a quasi-Mary Poppins reference)
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« Reply #367 on: December 23, 2006, 10:27:49 PM »

Tomovoz - "The Segals" is, I believe, the Check-off play to which you're referring.  Not to be confused with "The Czech is in the Male," the raucous sex farce which John Barrowman will star in to follow up on his success in "Can You Breathe Through That Thing, Asked Elephant Gerald."
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« Reply #368 on: December 23, 2006, 10:29:18 PM »

or a quasi Merry Poppins for some in the North West.
Never will I Marry merry Mary is from Greenwillow - or the bent version anyway.
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #369 on: December 23, 2006, 10:29:27 PM »

The latter play was of course filmed as THE FLUFFER.

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« Reply #370 on: December 23, 2006, 10:33:38 PM »

Dear Fred, Much as I do enjoy the messages you send to Thomas I do find the never-ending PUNS more than a little distracting. I do believe that your communications should contain no more than TWO puns per day!!!!!      Col xxx
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« Reply #371 on: December 23, 2006, 10:35:13 PM »

Two puns is not my bag
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« Reply #372 on: December 23, 2006, 10:35:27 PM »

The latter play was of course filmed as THE FLUFFER.

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a Latter play Saint no doubt provided the financial backing.
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« Reply #373 on: December 23, 2006, 10:37:13 PM »

This criticism from a man who does enjoying seeing your puns! (It must be the walk!)
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« Reply #374 on: December 23, 2006, 10:38:58 PM »

We don't need no stinking lulls.
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« Reply #375 on: December 23, 2006, 10:39:25 PM »

I'm sitting on my couch like so much fish.  I satisfied my sweet tooth with three red vines.
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« Reply #376 on: December 23, 2006, 10:39:57 PM »

Or, conversely, I satisfied three red vines with my sweet tooth.  That sounds dirty, somehow.
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« Reply #377 on: December 23, 2006, 10:40:10 PM »

I'm thinkin' four hundred postings.
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« Reply #378 on: December 23, 2006, 10:40:24 PM »

For the night is young, which is more than I can say.
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« Reply #379 on: December 23, 2006, 10:40:28 PM »

All around the cathode ray tube, the plaints and epistles look down as he sends his pun.  Although you can't see them, you know they are cringing each time there's a frenzy to run

Now that makes no sense, but it's a step towards BK's requested 400 posts, though.
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« Reply #380 on: December 23, 2006, 10:41:50 PM »

The Stinking Lulls. Were they a trapeze act?
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« Reply #381 on: December 23, 2006, 10:42:50 PM »

The Flying Lull-enders, I think, tom.
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« Reply #382 on: December 23, 2006, 10:43:11 PM »

All around the cathode ray tube, the plaints and epistles look down as he sends his pun.  Although you can't see them, you know they are cringing each time there's a frenzy to run

Now that makes no sense, but it's a step towards BK's requested 400 posts, though.

"On The Amazon"?
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #383 on: December 23, 2006, 10:44:19 PM »

Time to wussberger.  Have we cracked the all-time Top Ten For a Non-awards Day yet?
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« Reply #384 on: December 23, 2006, 10:44:59 PM »

I wonder what happened to them? Almost a Noel reference - which makes it seasonal.
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"I'm sixty-three and I guess that puts me with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-three".
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #385 on: December 23, 2006, 10:46:42 PM »

Tom, I was trying for a play on "All around the cathedral, the saints and apostles" etc.

I'd go back and delete that, but that would be counterproductive in getting to 400.
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #386 on: December 23, 2006, 10:49:05 PM »

THE LITTLE HUMMER BOY -  the seasonal sequel to "The Fluffer"

If anyone under 18 is reading this, shame on you for being up at this hour.  :)
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« Reply #387 on: December 23, 2006, 10:51:35 PM »

I was actually surprised at how serious the film THE FLUFFER turned out to be.  I guess i was expecting a light comedy.
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« Reply #388 on: December 23, 2006, 10:51:50 PM »

Never look back.  I have no idea where that came from - unless it's a reference to previous salty posts.

Sorry I missed the reference Fred.
But it was an excuse to mention "On The Amazon" which deserves to be more widely known.
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Re:PATENT-PENDING
« Reply #389 on: December 23, 2006, 10:51:53 PM »

It's still early here on the west coast FJL.
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