Us early morning folk are a sedate bunch, aren't we? We rarely do the page dances that crop up later in the day.
Speaking of coffee, DR Ben, a friend of mine was once put on a caffeine restriction for a short time by his doctor. At the diner, the waitress was reaching to refill his cup with the leaded variety. As he realized, he reached out to cover the cup with his hand, saying, "No, no, decalf, DECALF!" to which the waitress replied, deadpan and without skipping a beat, "Well, I can see why!"