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Re:THE NOSE KNOWS
« Reply #270 on: May 10, 2007, 08:54:04 PM »
Heading down to bed now.

Good night!
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« Reply #271 on: May 10, 2007, 08:56:21 PM »
Page Ten Allister "Mad-Eye" Moody Dance!!!


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« Reply #272 on: May 10, 2007, 09:04:06 PM »

When I grow up, I wanna be Paris Hilton!

Yes, I'll have a sex change!
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« Reply #273 on: May 10, 2007, 09:06:32 PM »


The Wizrad Of Id, in today's Intervatioanl Herald Tribune:

Woman: I'd like to order a footstone for my husband.

Man: Footstone?

Woman: He was a podiatrist!
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« Reply #274 on: May 10, 2007, 09:12:13 PM »
FJL has lost Internet connectivity.  
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« Reply #275 on: May 10, 2007, 09:22:39 PM »
Quote from: Cillaliz on May 10, 2007, 08:46:36 PM
I went to a different office furniture store today and the salesman really irritated me. He said he needed to see the space then he could tell me everything I need and he handed me a catalogue that didn't fit at all with what I told him I had in mind.   Don't think I'll go back there

he sounds a bit money hungry for my liking...
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« Reply #276 on: May 10, 2007, 09:23:55 PM »
Quote from: bk on May 10, 2007, 09:12:13 PM
FJL has lost Internet connectivity.  

Does that mean I have to come over now?  ;)


Otherwise, just tell him if you happen to connect with him otherwise to:

1) Unplug the modem.  *Just pull the A/C adapter out from the back of the unit.
2) Unplug the router.   *Just pull the A/C adapter..
3) Unplug the phone/cable from the modem.
4) Wait ten seconds.
5) Plug the phone/cable back in.
6) Plug the modem back in.
7) Plug the router back in.
8) Wait a few seconds for it to reboot.
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« Reply #277 on: May 10, 2007, 09:39:01 PM »
Quote from: JoseSPiano on May 10, 2007, 09:23:55 PM
Does that mean I have to come over now?  ;)


Otherwise, just tell him if you happen to connect with him otherwise to:

1) Unplug the modem.  *Just pull the A/C adapter out from the back of the unit.
2) Unplug the router.   *Just pull the A/C adapter..
3) Unplug the phone/cable from the modem.
4) Wait ten seconds.
5) Plug the phone/cable back in.
6) Plug the modem back in.
7) Plug the router back in.
8) Wait a few seconds for it to reboot.

The man does chord changes.... modifies orchestra parts on the spot during tryouts....does computer trouble-shooting..... and knows where all of the best goodies are to be found (even some of them from bakeries).... ;)

I agree with Elmo ---  Vive Le Jose !
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« Reply #278 on: May 10, 2007, 09:40:00 PM »

And with that, an early goodnight to all .  I have a full work day tomorrow.... luckily, right here in town, and hourly billing.  HOORAY !!
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« Reply #279 on: May 10, 2007, 09:55:49 PM »
Will we never get to page eleven?  Mother of mercy, is this the end of Rico?
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« Reply #280 on: May 10, 2007, 10:01:10 PM »
Quote from: JMK on May 10, 2007, 11:35:09 AM
Personally I applaud that business owner.  Any restaurant owner, or store owner, or any owner of a private business has a choice not to serve/wait on anybody they choose, whether or not their reason is sound.

So you have no problem with a business owner refusing to serve Jews?

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« Reply #281 on: May 10, 2007, 10:06:12 PM »
Quote from: Jeanne on May 10, 2007, 10:54:19 AM
And DER BRUCER heard some language that made him flinch??? Did I get that right? Oh, MY!!!

Using imply where infer was intended, double negatives, split infinitives, sentences ending with propositions, who instead if whom - just appalling!

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« Reply #282 on: May 10, 2007, 10:10:25 PM »
Quote from: DearReaderLaura on May 10, 2007, 04:15:17 PM
This morning I went for a walk, and this is what I saw:



Why don't you chase the bugs before you take the flower pictures?

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« Reply #283 on: May 10, 2007, 10:14:50 PM »
Catalina



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« Reply #284 on: May 10, 2007, 10:18:24 PM »
That is pretty...
pretty depressing...
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« Reply #285 on: May 10, 2007, 10:42:59 PM »
Quote from: DERBRUCER on May 10, 2007, 10:14:50 PM
Catalina



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Wow!  And it's not even a clear day.  8)
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« Reply #286 on: May 10, 2007, 10:43:43 PM »
I am supposed to receive a new modem tomorrow since my internet is wonky.  But I am not a priority...

I suggested to Troy at Comcast that they find a different way to tell me that.
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« Reply #287 on: May 10, 2007, 10:44:40 PM »
I am now going to watch MARIE ANTOINETTE with Ms Norma Shearer and Mr Tyrone Power....

I  watched it several decades ago on the late Saturday night movie on Channel 8....
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« Reply #288 on: May 10, 2007, 10:52:02 PM »
Quote from: JRand56 on May 10, 2007, 10:43:43 PM
I am supposed to receive a new modem tomorrow since my internet is wonky.  But I am not a priority...

I suggested to Troy at Comcast that they find a different way to tell me that.

A nice "We have flagged you for VIP status, however, there are quite a few others on the list" would have been nice.

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« Reply #289 on: May 10, 2007, 10:54:51 PM »
I am still at work...but no more.  I'm leaving now to go home, and then to sleep.  It's been a long, been a long, been a long, been a long day.  A How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying reference. ;)
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« Reply #290 on: May 10, 2007, 10:54:58 PM »
Welcome eleven GUESTS.  Not quite the same as eleven PAGES.
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« Reply #291 on: May 10, 2007, 11:27:40 PM »
Are we really still on page 10!
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« Reply #292 on: May 10, 2007, 11:27:52 PM »
I am amazed
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« Reply #293 on: May 10, 2007, 11:28:13 PM »
I suppose I could post about the excitment in my life
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« Reply #294 on: May 10, 2007, 11:28:28 PM »
But then I would have to think up something exciting
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« Reply #295 on: May 10, 2007, 11:28:52 PM »
Like the fact that I was abducted by aliens the other day
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« Reply #296 on: May 10, 2007, 11:29:04 PM »
they sang showtunes
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« Reply #297 on: May 10, 2007, 11:29:38 PM »
like Hello! Dolly...only the words were changed to make it sound like they were really talking to me
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« Reply #298 on: May 10, 2007, 11:30:26 PM »
then they asked me where they could find various other DR's
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« Reply #299 on: May 10, 2007, 11:32:14 PM »
Quote from: Adriana Patti on May 10, 2007, 11:29:04 PM
they sang showtunes

Did they tap-dance?

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