What I wrote about THE APPLE:
So bad, it's good. Why this rock & roll satire hasn't developed a stronger cult is beyond me. Bite the apple, magic apple, let the apple set your soul on fire. . .
Title song's production number is enough to achieve cult status as the heroine is tempted to take a bite, while the hero looks on forlornly. Vladek Sheybal is delightful as a devilish record producer cum manager. When a sweet and innocent duo nearly win the hearts of fans, this devil signs them up to hinder their careers. Alfie (Alpha - get it?) and Bebe (Beta - get it?) and the APPLE. . .and then there's Sheybel's "I know how to be a master" song. . .yep, take it any way you can.
Film is filled with double entendres, silly catchy tunes and fabulous fashions. Great fun, if you're in the right frame of mind.
Mind-boggling, to say the least.