Topic: THE LATE, LATE SHOW (Read 34023 times)

FJL · « **Reply #30 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:27:33 AM »

And one for Molly!

FJL · « **Reply #31 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:29:47 AM »

Perhaps Sweeney Todd could be nicknamed MAIM

singdaw · « **Reply #32 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:36:55 AM »

Put the Blame on Maim.

singdaw · « **Reply #33 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:37:50 AM »

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #34 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:45:09 AM »

Quote from: JRand57 on December 22, 2007, 04:33:27 AM

Who knew a Mercury link with Uranus could have such an effect?

I was under the impression that mercury should never come into contact with a body part.

Danise · « **Reply #35 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:46:24 AM »

Hi folks! I'm sorry I haven't been around.

I think I'm still in recovery mode from my surgery. I was so tired when I got home from work that I barely made dinner before I went to bed.

Guess what I got in the mail yesterday? Instant Snow! "Just add water and stir!" "Makes over 2 Quarts of snow!" Who knew there was such a thing? Well, guess who sent it to me?

So that's the white stuff I'm seeing on TV. Now I only want to know why you northern people make so much of the stuff that you bury your cars with it? I mean, don't you think that's going a bit to far?

singdaw · « **Reply #36 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:46:27 AM »

The best things happen when you're dancing.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #37 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:46:47 AM »

Such a shame about that package, JRand.

Someone obviously knew something good was inside it.

Danise · « **Reply #38 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:47:12 AM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on December 22, 2007, 05:45:09 AM

I was under the impression that mercury should never come into contact with a body part.

I thought that myself when I read it.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #39 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:47:33 AM »

Today is Saturday, December 22, 2007.

My vacation is vanishing before my very eyes. I have only 5 more days.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #40 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:48:27 AM »

It is supposed to be a gray day here today. Minimal expectations of rainfall, though.

I believe I shall make the Christmas Eve spaghetti sauce today.

Yes, indeed.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #41 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:49:49 AM »

There is good news on the "upright freezer front."

After having been unplugged for a day, and having been cleaned out and then plugged in again, it has resumed its ability to freeze everything.

My mother is actually delighted, NOW that she has thrown out the old stuff and has a clean freezer to reload.

Still the fall guy, though...

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #42 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:51:05 AM »

Quote from: Danise on December 22, 2007, 05:47:12 AM

I thought that myself when I read it.

I think DR JRand DELIBERATELY uses Uranus in every reading he does.

And I'm certain I know how he pronounces it!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #43 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:51:19 AM »

Hey, DR JRand!

How's Uranus?

Danise · « **Reply #44 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:51:29 AM »

I hate it when things get "lost" in the mail.

Or when people break into other peoples houses and steal things. I had a co worker have that happen to her this week. They made off with her new wide screen tv and other various items.

If they were strong enough to make off with the TV, why couldn't they get a job loading trucks and EARN the money to buy themself a TV. Bums.

singdaw · « **Reply #45 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:51:32 AM »

Quote from: Danise on December 22, 2007, 05:46:24 AM

Guess what I got in the mail yesterday? Instant Snow! "Just add water and stir!" "Makes over 2 Quarts of snow!" Who knew there was such a thing? Well, guess who sent it to me?

So now, I guess you can't say "I Never Has Seen Snow"?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #46 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:51:32 AM »

Is Uranus visible today?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #47 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:52:49 AM »

If NASA ever got out that far, would the headlines read" NASA fiddles with Uranus"?

singdaw · « **Reply #48 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:52:58 AM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on December 22, 2007, 05:48:27 AM

I believe I shall make the Christmas Eve spaghetti sauce today.

But how shall you get it to bk's place in time?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #49 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:53:42 AM »

Or, maybe, "U.S. astronauts invade Uranus"?

singdaw · « **Reply #50 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:54:18 AM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on December 22, 2007, 05:52:49 AM

If NASA ever got out that far, would the headlines read" NASA fiddles with Uranus"?

While Rome burns.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #51 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:55:36 AM »

Quote from: singdaw on December 22, 2007, 05:52:58 AM

But how shall you get it to bk's place in time?

Oh, I'm certain BK doesn't want MY spaghetti sauce. He has his own recipe.

But if someone wants to come down and fight my cousin Debra for it, I'll start the betting pools now.

Danise · « **Reply #52 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:55:58 AM »

Quote from: Ron Pulliam on December 22, 2007, 05:47:33 AM

Today is Saturday, December 22, 2007.

My vacation is vanishing before my very eyes. I have only 5 more days.

Ain't that the pits? When I was off for the sugery, I wanted to get back to work (well to be honest, I mostly needed the money). Now that I'm back, I wish I had some more time off. I need to win the lotto tonight. 43 million dollars is up for grabs. I only want 1!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #53 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:56:35 AM »

After the astronauts leave their equipment behind, will the headlines read, "Uranus soiled by astronauts"?

ArnoldMBrockman · « **Reply #54 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:56:44 AM »

Quote from: bk on December 22, 2007, 12:30:42 AM

And the word of the day is: TERETE!

And The Song Of The Day Is : GUN SONG

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #55 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:57:05 AM »

"Uranus UNCLEAN due to U.S. experiments"?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #56 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:57:46 AM »

"Uranus tainted by American hardware"?

Danise · « **Reply #57 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:58:20 AM »

Or, maybe, "U.S. astronauts probe Uranus".

Or, maybe, "U.S. astronauts explore Uranus".

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Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #58 on:** December 22, 2007, 05:58:57 AM »

I understand someone won the Power Ball jackpot.

It was $151,900,000!

Merry CHRISTMAS!

The winner(s) opted for a lump sum payout. After taxes, he (or they) got just over $50,000,000.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #59 on:** December 22, 2007, 06:00:14 AM »

"NASA scientist in love with Uranus"!

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