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HOSING THE NOTES
« on: March 05, 2008, 12:16:24 AM »

Well, you've read the notes, the notes were dry, but then we hosed them and then they were wet, and now it is time for you to post until the hosed cows come home.
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2008, 12:17:44 AM »

And the word of the day is: NODULE!
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2008, 12:17:56 AM »

Welcome twelve GUESTS.
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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2008, 12:19:02 AM »

Make that fourteen GUESTS.
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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2008, 12:19:22 AM »

Will we never get to page two?
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« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2008, 12:19:47 AM »

Make that twelve GUESTS.
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« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2008, 12:28:53 AM »

Make that thirteen GUESTS.  People come, people go, like Grand Hotel.
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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2008, 02:06:42 AM »

TOD:  [Ask bk]

In the final, final verison of The Brain script, does Zubrick end up as a florist or as a lifeguard?

***FINAL BRAIN CASTING VIBES*** and also ***CONTINUED GOOD NEWS VIBES*** for bk!!

***GOOD CASTING NEWS VIBES*** to DR TPunk.

***SPEEDY RECOVERY VIBES*** to DR Vixmom!

DR td:  :)   Very clever!
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« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2008, 03:21:01 AM »

Vibes for DR DANISE.

Travel vibes for DR JOSE, soon to be closepersonalfriend of Mario Lopez.
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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2008, 03:21:30 AM »

Thanks for the link, DR JOSE....It seems as though Miss LuPone brought down the house the other night.
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2008, 03:57:52 AM »

Off to Staples and then to pick up my car.

Today is Genealogy Day at our house.  About 15 aunts, uncles, and cousins will be by to pick up the books that my sister Paula and I have made for them along with lots of discussion.

They will come ordinary folks, but will leave cousins of the 19th Earl of Derby.  (Pronounced "Darby" as in O'Gill and the Little People).
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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2008, 04:14:49 AM »

Good Morning!

I'm up, I'm up... And I will soon be hailing a taxi to head to the airport so that I can hop on a plane to Chattanooga (with an interim stop in Memphis) so that I can stay in Choo-Choo.  -Hmm.. Maybe I should take the subway to LGA so that I can complete the "Trains, Planes and Automobiles" trifecta. :)
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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2008, 04:15:37 AM »

Happy Genealogy Day To the Kith and Kin of DR JRand!
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2008, 04:16:18 AM »

And "non-sticker shock" ~Vibes~ to DR JRand, himself, for his upcoming trip to pick up his car.
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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2008, 04:17:03 AM »

OH! And the cookies were a hit!  When I got home last night, there were a few Thank You e-mail from various people as well as requests for the recipes!  :)
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« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2008, 04:17:29 AM »

Good Morning, Ben!

I've just had my oatmeal for the morning.  Have you?
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« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2008, 04:20:31 AM »

Yes, I did and the bowl is washed and stored in my desk.
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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2008, 04:21:29 AM »

I'm now waiting for the printout of the Rockefeller Foundation grant list.
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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2008, 04:21:55 AM »

Dear Danise, I hope all goes well with you. Remember, you have friends all over the country (and the world)
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« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2008, 04:23:32 AM »

Hmm... I think I really am all set to head to the airport.  I keep waiting to remember something else that I need to pack, but so far, nothing else is really coming to mind.  We shall see...
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« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2008, 04:43:00 AM »

Hi, Ben!
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« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2008, 04:52:35 AM »

requests for the recipes!

I hope you refer them to your blog!  A little self-promotion never hurts.
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« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2008, 04:53:00 AM »

Good morning to you, gentlemen!   :)
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« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2008, 04:53:59 AM »

A little musical humor:

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat comes back to the bar in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides that since he's only had tenor so patrons, with the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything becoming alto much treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar.
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« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2008, 04:58:34 AM »

Good Morning to you both on this rainy but warm (56 degrees) March day.
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« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2008, 04:58:56 AM »

T.O.D.

ASK BK DAY


BK. I realize that The Chance Theatre is a non-Equity house, but do they pay any kind of stipend or travel expenses to their actors?  Also, after getting used to the artwork for THE BRAIN on the CD cover, and the original posters; what do you think of the logo design being used at The Chance?
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« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2008, 04:59:31 AM »

Oy! (I can't groan)
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« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2008, 05:00:12 AM »

Coleslaw for breakfast!
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« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2008, 05:03:04 AM »

Coleslaw for breakfast!

Ick!    :P
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« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2008, 05:03:26 AM »

A little musical humor:

A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then an A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

The E-flat comes back to the bar in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development." This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit and stands there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.

The bartender decides that since he's only had tenor so patrons, with the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything becoming alto much treble, he needs a rest, and closes the bar.

Very cute, Slingblade.  I got the biggest laugh out of the bartender telling them that he didn't serve anyone under 21.  Funny Stuff!
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