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« Reply #180 on: May 04, 2008, 05:16:43 PM »

Nobody at the Photo Op bothered to help Senator Clinton last week when she stopped at a Marathon station and decided to have a cup of coffee.  I thought everyone had seen it by now.

The joke is one from several months ago, but I changed the punch line.  You use it to emphasize how well known someone is.

Two guys are walking down the street and the Pope and another man are walking toward them.

First guy:  Isn't that the Pope?
Second guy:  I don't know, but that guy with him is [Larry Moore].

It was funny a couple of months ago.  Hillary, get me a cup of java.
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« Reply #181 on: May 04, 2008, 05:17:06 PM »

Page Seven Explanation dance.......what there is of it....is none.
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« Reply #182 on: May 04, 2008, 05:19:37 PM »

So many sounds, so little time.
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« Reply #183 on: May 04, 2008, 05:26:25 PM »

Nobody at the Photo Op bothered to help Senator Clinton last week when she stopped at a Marathon station and decided to have a cup of coffee.  I thought everyone had seen it by now.

The joke is one from several months ago, but I changed the punch line.  You use it to emphasize how well known someone is.

Two guys are walking down the street and the Pope and another man are walking toward them.

First guy:  Isn't that the Pope?
Second guy:  I don't know, but that guy with him is [Larry Moore].

It was funny a couple of months ago.  Hillary, get me a cup of java.

I still don't get it, but here's a true story about Tennessee Williams and the insane Sylvia Miles who would go to the opening of an envelope.  Sylvia was doing a Williams play in London, VIEUX CARRE? SMALL CRAFT WARNINGS?  Anyway, they were walking down a street in London and they a very thin woman.  "Anarexia," Sylvia said. "You know everyone, " Tennessee said.
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« Reply #184 on: May 04, 2008, 05:27:11 PM »

LOL.
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« Reply #185 on: May 04, 2008, 05:27:35 PM »

Where's my coffee?
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« Reply #186 on: May 04, 2008, 05:31:18 PM »

I haven't watched any of the edited versions on CBS so I have no idea what has been edited, but I'm fairly squeamish about blood and violence, and I can say that it's the double-barreled intensity of Season 2 that had me squirming, not the violence.

Well you've only had a few episodes so far for Season 2, right?

I'm assuming that what is airing here on the movie network is airing the same time in the US. I think my sis has recorded maybe 5 or 6 episodes so far (not sure of the exact amount).

Btw, i just watched part 1 of the Season 1 finale (that airs tonight on CBS). Wow!
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« Reply #187 on: May 04, 2008, 05:33:50 PM »

I'm curious is anyone else here as excited about the SEX & THE CITY MOVIE (opening may 30th). I saw them on Oprah this past week. And i am very excited.

They showed the movie to the audience, minus the last 20 minutes. And they were asked to swear on their honor (by Sarah jessica parker) that they would not talk about any of it!
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« Reply #188 on: May 04, 2008, 05:36:28 PM »

DR JENNIFER, I am trying to control my enthusiasm about the project.
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« Reply #189 on: May 04, 2008, 05:37:57 PM »

Yes, DR Jennifer, I'm looking forward to the Sex and the City movie, as well as Mamma Mia and the new Indiana Jones movie.
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« Reply #190 on: May 04, 2008, 05:38:13 PM »

I hate not having anything to watch Sundays at 8pm. :(
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« Reply #191 on: May 04, 2008, 05:41:14 PM »

Oh I am also really looking forward to MAMMA MIA.

My sis said that she really wants to see SEX & THE CITY too. And i don't even think she's been to more than 1 movie in the last 2 1/2 years since my niece was born!
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« Reply #192 on: May 04, 2008, 05:43:35 PM »

Oh and btw, Oprah herself saw the SEX & THE CITY movie (not sure if she got to see the last 20 minutes) but she said that fans of the show would not be disappointed.

It was actually funny when they showed clips of the filming of the movie (in NYC). There were so many fans with cell phones taking pictures and trying to get dialogue.

Sarah jessica parker said that since so much was shot outdoors she just kept saying (so she could be overheard) "wow what an interesting dream sequence." :)
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« Reply #193 on: May 04, 2008, 05:44:36 PM »

2 absurd stories from my workday yesterday:

Right after we opened, a man stormed in demanding a phone book and demanding to know, "Why is Fifth Third Bank closed today?"  I was tempted to tell him that I'd resigned as CEO of the bank so could not answer that question.

Later in the afternoon, a guy called to ask a totally inane question.  I kept him on hold for a long time, hoping he'd give up, but I really did try to find an answer to his (inane) question.  When I went back to him with a referral to a source that I thought might be able to help him, the conversation went like this:

Me:  Sir, thank you for waiting.  I'm not able to find an answer to your question, but have found contact information for the National Postal Museum.  Maybe someone there could assist you; would you like their phone number?

Him:  OK.

Me:  The number is area code 202...

Him:  Oh, that's in Washington, DC.  I've already called the White House and the President won't talk to me.

Me (to myself):  Imagine that.
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« Reply #194 on: May 04, 2008, 05:47:58 PM »

DR GINNY - there are NO answers for some questions....or I guess, some questioners.

I am also looking forward to the film version of MAMMA MIA!
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« Reply #195 on: May 04, 2008, 05:51:07 PM »

I think it is a DVD night.
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« Reply #196 on: May 04, 2008, 05:58:44 PM »

We may try to go see The Visitor...it starts pretty late though..
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« Reply #197 on: May 04, 2008, 05:59:53 PM »

We may try to go see The Visitor...it starts pretty late though..

Kier Dullea and his wife Mia Dillon loved THE VISITOR!
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« Reply #198 on: May 04, 2008, 06:07:53 PM »

We are having internet connection problems.  So far I am connecting here just fine.
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« Reply #199 on: May 04, 2008, 06:13:50 PM »

***BETTER TECHNOLOGY VIBES***[/size][/color]
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« Reply #200 on: May 04, 2008, 06:28:19 PM »

Thank you.
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« Reply #201 on: May 04, 2008, 06:37:08 PM »

For the first time in ages we went to the movie theater.  We saw THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM- Jackie Chan & Jet Li together!  They were both a joy to watch.  This was the Jackie Chan we used to love.

We thought the movie was wonderful & walked out of the theater feeling relaxed and happy.  

I would be negligent if I didnít mention how much I enjoyed the performance of Michael Angaranom (the young star of SKY HIGH), now a talented young adult.
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« Reply #202 on: May 04, 2008, 06:47:28 PM »

Earlier today my computer crashed & it appeared all was lost on it.  I have no idea what Keith did, just that he has revived it, with all my info intact.  :D

Don't fret - it's a techo-guy thing.

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« Reply #203 on: May 04, 2008, 06:50:45 PM »

?????????????????????????????????


If you spent less time "arranging things" and more time frivolling away the day at the office water cooler, you'd know all these Pope jokes.

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« Reply #204 on: May 04, 2008, 06:56:20 PM »

If I didn't live with a techo-guy I likely wouldn't be using the internet today.
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« Reply #205 on: May 04, 2008, 07:05:11 PM »

'night
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« Reply #206 on: May 04, 2008, 07:07:33 PM »

ONLY FIVE DAYS LEFT to place your bid on eBay for a walk-on role in THE BRAIN FROM PLANET X!!!!!


I could probably afford to win the auction, but it is that damn air fare that would get in the way.
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« Reply #207 on: May 04, 2008, 07:10:48 PM »

Back from a wonderful dinner at The Palm with Rupert. For those of you who don't know, we've been friends for over 30 years. I don't get to see him very often, so when I do it's always a wonderful time with lots of food and great conversation.  So, I am full of steak, clams casino, key lime pie, potatoes, onion rings and fresh spinach and roasted garlic plus a taste of all his dishes....with a couple glasses of white wine for good measure.  

I am sleepy, but should probably not sleep with this full of a stomach..,  For breakfast I'll have monkey cake - which has cream cheese frosting!
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« Reply #208 on: May 04, 2008, 07:11:57 PM »

Did I mention I went to Amy's Breads after CURTAINS and who was in line directly in front of me....DR JOSE!!
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« Reply #209 on: May 04, 2008, 07:14:47 PM »

I don't have a refrigerator in this room so I turned on the air conditioner and set the monkey cake in it's plastic container on top of the vent, LOL, It will be nice and cool and I will be huddled under my covers.
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