As for the topic o' the day, Amy and I last year stayed at a rather odd B&B in Capay, Calif., a small town located outside Sacramento. The B&B was a converted 1898 farmhouse located on a 142-acre working ranch, complete with chickens, roosters, kitties, horses and another farm critters roaming around outside the front door. If that wasn't enough wildlife, there were also llamas and zebras, too. Amy and I gotten lost en route to the B&B, and we were starving when we arrived. When we walked inside the kitchen, a chicken was roasting in the oven ... and it smelled delicious. How I wanted that chicken. Alas, it was not to be. We had a show we had to go see that night. Upon our return from said show, the kitchen still smelled like chicken, and that made me even hungrier. We were told before we left that we were free to munch on leftovers, but there were no leftovers to be found ... save for a large plastic, Costco-size container of Pace picante sauce. And so, for dinner, that night, I, ahem, picked up the Pace, poured it in a bowl, and pretended it was gazpacho.