In other words, a perfectly typical visit to NYC from your parents. 
Exactly!
*And I'm still wondering why it took me ten minutes to explain to my Mom how to get to the St. James Theatre from Port Authority...
"So... Just listen... Port Authority is at 42nd Street and Eighth Avenue. The St. James is at 44th and Eighth Avenue, so it's just two blocks away."
-So, which way down 42nd Street do we need to walk?"No, you go two blocks north on Eighth Avenue. When you come out of the Port Authority, just walk towards the Chevy's, and the big CBS sign."
-So, if we're coming from the Burger King...