If you have a problem with this, or if you don't, it's Dan(the Man)'s responsibility. It gave me something to do while Skip was at the New Year's party.

Parody lyric by Fred Landau (Parody of “Calendar Girl”)
I love, I love, I love my colander guy
Yeah, sweet colander guy
I love, I love, I love my colander guy
Every single time that we eat
Fusilli
I'm so silly in love
Angel hair
He comes from heaven above
Cavatelli
Yes, i covet that guy
Al dente
Do I really have to tell you why
Yeah, yeah
That pasta and pan
I love, I love, I love, I love
My colander man
Every time, every time
That I eat
Elbow
I know he’ll be my beau
Bow tie
To the bridal suite we’re gonna go
Buckwheat
Yeah, we are buckin' a trend
Corkscrew
And I’m hopin’ it’ll never end
Yeah, yeah,
The pasta we strain
I love I love I love I love
My colander swain
Every time, every time
That we eat
Farfalle
You know I wouldn't fall too far
Lasagna
But his noodles are the best there are
Rotelle
I tell ya that I’m never bored
Rigatoni
That fella should get an award
Yeah, yeah,
For my fav-rite food
I love I love I love I love
My colander dude
Every time, every time
That we eat
I love, i love, I love my colander guy
Yeah, sweet colander guy
I love, I love, I love my colander guy
Yeah, sweet colander guy…