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« Reply #210 on: February 25, 2009, 02:54:15 PM »

Note to George (regarding voter initiatives):

Our local school district passed a multi-million dollar bond issue a few years ago to fund a badly needed new high school.

The school district tightly managed the project and it is coming in under budget.

The district financial people ran a tight ship and managed to borrow the necessary money for less than the estimated cost.

Now, the tax revues that were passed from the project will be accumulating much more money than needed (about $700,000/year!). The district has proposed moving the excess accumulation from the building fund (where it isn’t needed) to a technology upgrade account (which is desperately needed.

So, the board placed a referendum on a ballot to transfer the funds.

The anti-initiative people placed full page ads arguing against the “tax increase” – which it was NOT!

The anti-initiative folks say that the kid’s don’t need computers, they should use pencil and paper just like in the good old days.

The anti-initiative folks wrote letters to the editor complaining about the districts bait-and-switch tax initiative.

The anti-initiative folks said if the kids need computer upgrades so bad, the district should have cancelled all the teacher pay raises.

The pro-initiative folks were represented by letters written by teachers and students “Please upgrade our computers, Thank You, Ms Jones third grade class”.

There were only three polling places, open from 10Am to 8PM on a Tuesday.

The initiative failed by 119 votes out of 3419 cast.

The county tax payers can now look forward to a tax decrease of $12/year while the kids struggle with out-dated techology.

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Re: A RHYMING FOOL
« Reply #211 on: February 25, 2009, 03:04:37 PM »

Anyone know in the Blu Ray release of South Pacific due out next week (or is it the week after that) did they fix the color in the Roadshow version so it is not so obvious where the restored footage is?
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« Reply #212 on: February 25, 2009, 03:08:38 PM »


I think I posted this before, by according to www.zillow.com, they estimate that the value of my condo is about $15,000 LESS than what I paid for it, just about two and a half years ago! :P

My house is worth more than we paid for it. But then we bought it in 1980.

My parents bought theirs in 1976.
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« Reply #213 on: February 25, 2009, 03:13:18 PM »

What exactly is "tuck pointing" anyway?

Ask a drag queen.

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« Reply #214 on: February 25, 2009, 03:14:21 PM »

I have a dirty forehead.
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« Reply #215 on: February 25, 2009, 03:24:19 PM »

I have a dirty forehead.

Then stop peeking through keyholes.

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« Reply #216 on: February 25, 2009, 03:27:45 PM »

The real estate market is really bad here now. Really bad.
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Re: A RHYMING FOOL
« Reply #217 on: February 25, 2009, 03:37:26 PM »

Hello from Houston. The plane we were supposed to be on has 2 flat tires, so they are getting us a different plane. I will gladly wait for a different plane under these circumstances!
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« Reply #218 on: February 25, 2009, 03:37:45 PM »

DR Laura That was my understanding.  I have a friend who is a realtor out your way.
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« Reply #219 on: February 25, 2009, 03:38:41 PM »

Hi Cilla.  It takes long enough to change one tire, let alone two.  Have a good flight.
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« Reply #220 on: February 25, 2009, 03:40:33 PM »

I have a dirty forehead.

Then stop peeking through keyholes.

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« Reply #221 on: February 25, 2009, 03:40:58 PM »

We changed gates and they are almost ready for us to board. We'll be around 30 min late or so. I can handle that
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« Reply #222 on: February 25, 2009, 03:41:00 PM »

Tire changing vibes for DR Cillaliz.
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« Reply #223 on: February 25, 2009, 03:46:34 PM »

DR Jane, They gave us a different plane. They can take all night changing tires as far as I'm concerned.
Also, yes the waiting a year for a hearing is common
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« Reply #224 on: February 25, 2009, 04:05:49 PM »

The real estate market is really bad here now. Really bad.

And it may well get worse - there is a very vocal campaign afoot to make sure that "non-legal resident" homeowners are not elligble for homeowner assistance under the new plans proposed by DC; the result will be more foreclosures and the resulting further depression in real estate values.

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« Reply #225 on: February 25, 2009, 04:07:01 PM »

Luckily, we are not going to sell our house. We'll stay here until the kids send us to The Home.
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« Reply #226 on: February 25, 2009, 04:07:35 PM »

Well, I guess the printer repairman is not going to call today.
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« Reply #227 on: February 25, 2009, 04:13:25 PM »

Luckily, we are not going to sell our house. We'll stay here until the kids send us to The Home.

Well, a requirement for admission to The Home will probably require you to sell the house anyway.

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« Reply #228 on: February 25, 2009, 04:18:12 PM »

DR Jane, They gave us a different plane. They can take all night changing tires as far as I'm concerned.
Also, yes the waiting a year for a hearing is common

That's what I meant, better to have a new plane than wait for a tire to be changed.

Is there much work to be done during the year?
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« Reply #229 on: February 25, 2009, 04:18:25 PM »

Well, I guess the printer repairman is not going to call today.

Does he need an armed escort to enter your 'hood?

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« Reply #230 on: February 25, 2009, 04:19:08 PM »

Luckily, we are not going to sell our house. We'll stay here until the kids send us to The Home.

You are lucky.  I would like to have been in my last home before the market crashed.
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« Reply #231 on: February 25, 2009, 04:22:26 PM »

I watched a newscast this morning on how to stall a foreclosure, request the bank show you proof of the loan or the note.  It seems at the rate they sell these the note can be difficult to track down. 
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« Reply #232 on: February 25, 2009, 04:45:28 PM »

Chimney is nicely restored, moss is nicely off the roof and the sun is shining.

Anyone know a good latin percussionist?  :)
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« Reply #233 on: February 25, 2009, 04:49:08 PM »

Luckily, we are not going to sell our house. We'll stay here until the kids send us to The Home.

Well, a requirement for admission to The Home will probably require you to sell the house anyway.

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It's a couple years away, anyway.
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« Reply #234 on: February 25, 2009, 05:02:03 PM »

Chimney is nicely restored, moss is nicely off the roof and the sun is shining.

Anyone know a good latin percussionist?  :)

No, but, I'd bet that DR MBarnum and I know some terrific Indian dancers.
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« Reply #235 on: February 25, 2009, 05:08:37 PM »

Mr. Bruce Vilanch came into Fedex today. He was surprise I knew who he was. We chatted briefly about the oscars and Hugh Jackman and he confirmed one thing I always suspected about him.













He's Australian.
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« Reply #236 on: February 25, 2009, 05:10:10 PM »

BRUCE VILANCH IS AUSTRALIAN??  I never knew that!

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« Reply #237 on: February 25, 2009, 05:12:25 PM »

Chimney is nicely restored, moss is nicely off the roof and the sun is shining.


That's great!  How is the inside of the house?
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« Reply #238 on: February 25, 2009, 05:13:53 PM »

Mr. Bruce Vilanch came into Fedex today. He was surprise I knew who he was. We chatted briefly about the oscars and Hugh Jackman and he confirmed one thing I always suspected about him.













He's Australian.

Gotta love that Bruce!
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« Reply #239 on: February 25, 2009, 05:16:08 PM »

elmore - I see what you mean about those insurance commercials where people watch horrible things happen without saying anything. 
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