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Re: MISS CHANNING CANNOT SING TODAY
« Reply #60 on: April 03, 2009, 08:38:01 AM »

Gay marriage now legal in Iowa??

Iowa's tourism trade will be booming now, due to the mass infulux of... Mormons going door to door to spread horror stories.

And to both of them, I say "screw you!"

...Be careful what you wish for...
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« Reply #61 on: April 03, 2009, 08:41:42 AM »

Gay marriage now legal in Iowa??

Iowa's tourism trade will be booming now, due to the mass infulux of... Mormons going door to door to spread horror stories.

And to both of them, I say "screw you!"

...Be careful what you wish for...

Trust me, it's my experience that very little I wish for has ever occurred.
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Re: MISS CHANNING CANNOT SING TODAY
« Reply #62 on: April 03, 2009, 08:42:39 AM »

Page 3 -- Sarah Siddons Award Dance
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« Reply #63 on: April 03, 2009, 08:44:41 AM »

"What do they know, Betty?  They're only hainesy-kimlets."
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Re: MISS CHANNING CANNOT SING TODAY
« Reply #64 on: April 03, 2009, 08:56:06 AM »

Happy Friday!
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« Reply #65 on: April 03, 2009, 09:06:43 AM »

Frappy Hi-day!
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Re: MISS CHANNING CANNOT SING TODAY
« Reply #66 on: April 03, 2009, 09:08:01 AM »

I heard from one of the Dolly ensemble that Ms. Channing was actually "sequestered" in Saran Wrap due to her little problem.
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« Reply #67 on: April 03, 2009, 09:08:54 AM »

I heard from one of the Dolly ensemble that Ms. Channing was actually "sequestered" in Saran Wrap due to her little problem.

Now THERE'S a missed marketing opportunity.

I can just see the ad campaign now!    :)
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« Reply #68 on: April 03, 2009, 09:10:13 AM »

TOD:

CD:  the divoon Rosemary Clooney singing' and swingin' with her paramour Nelson Riddle.  I know I'm slow on the uptake sometimes, but I never realized that the television theme for Peyton Place was the film theme for Return to Peyton Place, which Rosie sings on this CD.

DVD:  the hilarious, four-star-plus LOST IN AUSTEN (hmmm---are they BK fans?), an extremely clever send up of Pride and Prejudice.  It's almost 3 hours (we're about 2 hours into it), but it is one of the swiftest moving and most enjoyable things I've seen recently.  If you're an Austen fan, or especially if you love the 1995 BBC version of P&P, you MUST, MUST, MUST get this.
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« Reply #69 on: April 03, 2009, 09:10:39 AM »

Miss Heron Regrets (She's Unable to Dine on Sushi Today)
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« Reply #70 on: April 03, 2009, 09:14:46 AM »

TOD:

As the Alphabetical Musicals Project has been interrupted by Kritzerland, this morning I listened to Mila Ilieva Taking a Chance on Love on the way into work.  I must say, I never expected to hear a cabaret performance of "When Does the Ravishing Begin", which is one of my favorite rape songs.

Back in the days when I lived in Pasadena, there was a thing called FM radio, which was distinctly different from AM radio.  Mainly bacause the FCC was very persnickity about the licenses it granted and there were no rock stations on FM.  Classical, jazz, news, talk radio (which was not, of course, the mud-wrestling event it has become today).

One station had a daily cast album show, and as the host was British, I managed to record a number of English musicals on my trusty old Wollensack, shows which most Americans had never heard of:  Belle, Virtue in Danger, Fing Ain't What They Used to Be, Lock Up Your Daughters.  The latter, based upon Henry Fielding's story "Rape Upon Rape", has a delightful naughty score by Lionel Bart, including the above-mentioned ravishing number.

By now, most of them have been issued on CD--including Blitz!, which I hadn't heard until the CD was issued.  I think I am missing Virtue in Danger.

 

Anyway, kudos to Mila for singing it, and kudos to BK for recording it.  This evening, on my way home, Evening Primrose is up.  How delicious.  btb, after all these years of that broadcast being the Golden Fleece of collectors, it is surprising how many numbers from the original telecast are up on youtube.  I guess it is only a matter of time before various large video corporations launch their Copyright S*W*A*T* teams in a massive sweep of the site.
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Re: MISS CHANNING CANNOT SING TODAY
« Reply #71 on: April 03, 2009, 09:24:51 AM »


CD:  the divoon Rosemary Clooney singing' and swingin' with her paramour Nelson Riddle.  I know I'm slow on the uptake sometimes, but I never realized that the television theme for Peyton Place was the film theme for Return to Peyton Place, which Rosie sings on this CD.

Even more distinguished than that, the TV theme for "Peyton Place" and the song, "Seasons of Love" in "Return to Peyton Place", are all based upon the main theme to Franz Waxman's magnificent score for "Petyon Place".
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« Reply #72 on: April 03, 2009, 09:26:13 AM »

I heard from one of the Dolly ensemble that Ms. Channing was actually "sequestered" in Saran Wrap due to her little problem.

Now THERE'S a missed marketing opportunity.

I can just see the ad campaign now!    :)

well, by then, it was way too late to wrap her in one of those "green bags".  The freshness was too long gone!
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« Reply #73 on: April 03, 2009, 09:30:08 AM »

OMG!!!    :o

All we all getting sued for defamation of character today?     :)


Since when is TRUTH "defamation of character"?    ;)
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Re: MISS CHANNING CANNOT SING TODAY
« Reply #74 on: April 03, 2009, 09:30:15 AM »

And DR Ron Pulliam knows all about freshness.       :D
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Re: MISS CHANNING CANNOT SING TODAY
« Reply #75 on: April 03, 2009, 09:32:10 AM »

I got a call from the neighbor.  Their orange kitty has returned.  Don't know if the cat that Zach "found" for me this morning was theirs or not, but the story has a happy ending, at least.     :)
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« Reply #76 on: April 03, 2009, 09:37:24 AM »

*Although, did it really have to be a "69-page ruling"? ::)

LOL, I thought the same thing. 
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Re: MISS CHANNING CANNOT SING TODAY
« Reply #77 on: April 03, 2009, 09:38:45 AM »

Down with love the flowers and rice and shoes
Down with love the root of all midnight blues
Down with things that give you that well-known pain
Take that moon wrap it in cellophane

Down with love let's liquidate all its friends
Moon and June and roses and rainbow's ends
Down with songs that moan about night and day
Down with love yes take it away, away

Away
Far away
Give it back to the birds and bees and the Viennese

Down with eyes romantic and stupid
Down with sighs and down with cupid
Brother let's stuff that dove
Down with love
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Re: MISS CHANNING CANNOT SING TODAY
« Reply #78 on: April 03, 2009, 09:48:31 AM »

MARRIED I CAN ALWAYS GET

I wanna dance
Until the darkest heavens turn gray
Until the dawn strolls in with the day

Then I'll say
Don't let the band get away
But matrimony
I'm not ready yet
Married I can always get

It's not for me
With all its smug conuvial joy
That ever constant smashing a toys
Wrecks your poise
While hubby is out with the boys

No wedding gown
For this silhouette
Married I can always get

I'll live the life that I'm used to
I'll get a ring when I choose to
Because by now I have found
That the nicest rings are on a merry-go-'round

I'll be blasse
With any man who's motives are base
I'll keep each wiley wolf in his place
'Til the chase finally ends in embrace

But as for wedlock unlock me, my pet
Married I can always get


I'll go the way that the wind blows
Along the path that is primrose
I have my plan all rehearsed
I will kiss anybody will kiss me first

I'll take a cruise
Into a more adventurous clime
And if the captain's still in his prime
He will find
You don't have to sail all the time


I wanna stick to romantic roulette
Married I can always get
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« Reply #79 on: April 03, 2009, 09:49:29 AM »

I got a call from the neighbor.  Their orange kitty has returned.  Don't know if the cat that Zach "found" for me this morning was theirs or not, but the story has a happy ending, at least.     :)

Happy Days for lost orange kitty and for Zach!
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Re: MISS CHANNING CANNOT SING TODAY
« Reply #80 on: April 03, 2009, 09:53:31 AM »

Michael Stewart loved Carol Channing in "Dolly" (as does Jerry Herman), and they always knew they'd make money if she did another tour, so they were (and are) loath to say anything against her, but you could tell they had to put up with a lot.
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« Reply #81 on: April 03, 2009, 10:03:25 AM »

in re Hello Dolly:  Oh, I forgot to mention that BK's recording is indeed wonderful, one of the bestest OCR's, one that gets a lot of play around here.  That and the Murphy/Phillips The King and I are my favorite OCRs, I think, as far as the quality of the production itself.

How's that for an accolade from an acolyte?
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« Reply #82 on: April 03, 2009, 10:06:36 AM »

How's that for an accolade from an acolyte? 

He's popular
With the populous!
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« Reply #83 on: April 03, 2009, 10:11:18 AM »

Did the long jog, went to the bank, and am now doing a work session.  So there!
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Re: MISS CHANNING CANNOT SING TODAY
« Reply #84 on: April 03, 2009, 10:19:23 AM »

TOD:

A boxed set of Nat King Cole CD's-- The Capitol Years.

Video:  "Margie" -- a movie that  always makes me smile
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« Reply #85 on: April 03, 2009, 10:34:28 AM »

End of lunch break greetings from the Ohio Prospect Research Network conference!  I've learned a lot in the past 24 hours and received some encouragement for pursuing a new career field.  Afternoon sessions are about to start, then I'll be on the road back to Middletown.

Vibes to all...bye for now!
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« Reply #86 on: April 03, 2009, 10:38:45 AM »

Speaking of Miss Channing, a friend recently returned from a cruise that featured Carol Channing, Cloris Leachman and ... Marty Allen(!) teeling stories, showing movies, etc.  Had it been on television, it would have been a two-part "VERY SPECIAL" Love Boat with perhaps a terminally ill Moosie Drier showing a bitter Art Carney how to live life to the fullest.

As it was, it was merely a star-studded extravaganza on the 7 seas.

Carol Channing showed "Thoroughly Modern Millie" and told anecdotes.  She is now saying that she did all of her own stunts in the movie and that she really was shot out of a cannon.
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« Reply #87 on: April 03, 2009, 10:40:04 AM »

Off to the gym.  Then to a fitting.

I wonder if I need a new chapeau....... ::)
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« Reply #88 on: April 03, 2009, 10:40:46 AM »

Good Afternoon!

I just finished vacuuming the front offices at Charleston Stage... Just because... ::)

*The stage manager had never realized that that vacuum cleaner actually worked.  ;)
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« Reply #89 on: April 03, 2009, 10:46:20 AM »

And will you be dusting the front offices and then ironing the costumes next?
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