If we're desperate for posts, i could post every new iteration of the AGE OF AQUARIUS parody until people want to scream.

(to the tune of The Age of Aquarius)
(SOLO)
When your seat is in the seventh row
'Cause you prefer not to sit far
Then peace is no-ot yo-ours, dammit
No you become the star
(AUDIENCE)
This is a warning, stay on stage, far away from us
Stay far away from us
Away from us!
Away from us!
Isn't there an understanding
While that 60's music's pounding
We don't care if you're Will Swenson
If a lap dance is commencin'
Mister, keep your perspiration
Kindly keep participation
Away from us!
Away from us!
(FEMALE AUDIENCE MEMBER)
When your moon is brushing past my blouse
And you pour sweat on my Dior
Your feet are walking on the armrests
And mi-ine are out the door
(AUDIENCE)
This is a warning, stay on stage, far away from us
Stay far away from us
Away from us!
Away from us!