Questions from the box office yesterday - along with my answers.
Q. Do you have any seats available for tomorrow night? I need four seats.
A. I have four seats, but they are all singles, none of them are together.
Q. Well then do you have two seats together?
A. #)$(#$)#*.....I have four seats but NONE of them are together.
Q. You don't have two seats together?
A. No.
Q. Ummmm.....okay. (cllck_
Q. This is (mumble mumble mumble) I need two tickets for Saturday night.
A. All right. I will reserve them for you. Could you tell me your name again.
Q. (mumble mumble mumble)
A. I have two seats for you, could I have your name please.
Q. Don Wager (I think he said that). Are the seats any good?
A. Now what do you really expect me to answer to that question? Really, now? I will give you the two BEST seats I have that are available for the night you are coming. I am not saving back any seats for anyone. You have the best seats available for Saturday night.
Q. Oh. Okay. (mumble mumble mumble...Click)
Q. I need two tickets for Friday night.
A. Friday night is sold out. I don't have any tickets available.
Q. Do you have any tickets for Sunday?
A. We close on Saturday night.
Q. Do you have any tickets for Sunday?
A. I have 198 tickets for Sunday, but I don't have a show.
Q. Click