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« Reply #180 on: April 02, 2004, 09:43:05 PM »

I totally forgot about the Courts show.  I may pop in.  Or not.  Dear reader Panni did a most excellent job.  I cannot tell you how well my computer is working - in fact, it's never worked this well, not even when it was brand new.
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« Reply #181 on: April 02, 2004, 09:43:54 PM »

I'm trying to watch this Showtime movie called Rated X, about the Mitchell Brothers.  The direction is so annoying, though, I might have to just shut it off.
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« Reply #182 on: April 02, 2004, 09:55:23 PM »

I just read this in an online review:

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the free-spirited Eric Balfour strips in one of the behind the scenes shots. This offers very long looks at his bare butt and even flashes his schl**g at a brief moment.
 (The stars are mine, after all, this is a family site).

Now, to me, the trick to learn is how does one find a brief moment to flash at.  Does one recognize a flashable brief moment?  Is it a camera flash as well?  When flashing does it actually light up? Does the brief moment light up after having been flashed at?  
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« Reply #183 on: April 02, 2004, 10:02:45 PM »

I'd think the briefs would cover up anything of interest, if for just that moment.
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« Reply #184 on: April 02, 2004, 10:10:45 PM »

Is flashing one's schl**g at a brief moment considered a misdemeanor, or merely a misnomer?
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« Reply #185 on: April 02, 2004, 10:15:13 PM »

Hummm.  Here's a first for you guys.  It's 1:12 AM and I'm on the board.  I'm either sleep posting or it's because these %$#@ pain meds aren't working and I feel like I've been punched in the jaw.  :'(
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« Reply #186 on: April 02, 2004, 10:21:59 PM »

Oh, no, Danise!  I'm really sorry to hear that.

Good vibes to you.

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« Reply #187 on: April 02, 2004, 10:25:58 PM »

TD, we cannot keep talking about schl**gs, or you're going to set me off on puns.
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« Reply #188 on: April 02, 2004, 10:28:20 PM »

Thank you.  
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« Reply #189 on: April 02, 2004, 10:49:03 PM »

Say, where in tarnation IS everyone?  I was gone all day, I want denizens.
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« Reply #190 on: April 02, 2004, 10:58:40 PM »

TD, we cannot keep talking about schl**gs, or you're going to set me off on puns.

Pun away! ! ! !
Get thee to a punnery!
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« Reply #191 on: April 02, 2004, 11:15:41 PM »

So sad to be all alone in the world.  WUSSBURGERS!  I need denizens.  Or, I shall be a majority of one.
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« Reply #192 on: April 02, 2004, 11:21:51 PM »

Now, let's see...

There's that ditty by Joe Raposo, made famous by the Carpenters...how does it go again?  Ah, yes...

Sling, sling a schl**g...

And the opening phrase of every Star Wars film, "A schl**g time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..."

And who could forget the classic film that Peter Jackson wants to remake, King Schl**g!
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« Reply #193 on: April 02, 2004, 11:25:21 PM »

And who can forget Chuck Barris taunting his talent judges into rejecting the performers by taking a mighty whack on the giant schl**g on The Schl**g Show!

BK, are you sure you want denizens at this hour of the night?
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« Reply #194 on: April 02, 2004, 11:37:18 PM »

Something a bit more serious.

I mentioned earlier that I've been listening to Jimmy Webb's songs, stuff he recorded himself.  I particularly love the track "Land's End/Asleep on the Wind", which is a lengthy instrumental that leads into the second part, a wonderfully metaphorical love song.

For your consideration, the first verse:

Love is a glass of wine
Balanced on the siderail of a ship.
Across the sea at midnight, it may not last the daylight
And the trip is long,
And the waves are strong,
But then again it might be up there forever.
I've heard of birds that never touch the land
But sleep on the winds,
And if untouched by someone's careless hand,
Asleep on the winds,
Our love might last until the journey's end.
Alive.  Alive.
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« Reply #195 on: April 02, 2004, 11:43:29 PM »

Oh, what the heck, second verse:

And our lives are just bubbles of time,
They're rainbow colored, and
They're shining in the sun.
They drift above the treetops now,
In danger if the breeze drops somehow,
And darling, that's all it would take,
And yet we threaten not to break.
And you know, we could be up here forever.
I've heard of birds that never touch the land,
But sleep on the winds,
And if untouched by someone's careless hand,
Asleep on the winds,
Our lives might last until the love begins.

So stay alive, and let me try as hard as you do,
To stay alive, please let me be as much alive as you.
Alive.  Alive.


I made a tape of this song from the record years ago, and would play it when der Brucer and I were on long drives, usually to see my parents.  Or on the return journey.  It's one of our favorites.
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« Reply #196 on: April 02, 2004, 11:45:23 PM »

I just realized, that song is about thirty years old!
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« Reply #197 on: April 02, 2004, 11:54:06 PM »

Feel better, Danise!

I just read about a Showtime movie on this Sunday, written by Frederic Raphael, based on his novel COAST TO COAST - Richard Dreyfuss, Judy Davis, Max Schell, SAUL Rubinek - very TWO FOR THE ROAD-ish. Directed by Paul Mazursky, Music by Bill Conti.
Sounds interesting. Although the one review I read was not positive. But that's only one person's opinion and who cares.

Okay - today was fun. Too bad we can't get 6 more posts and go to 200.

Here's one more splits for the road. One-two- three... :-*
...Eat your heart out Britney!
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« Reply #198 on: April 02, 2004, 11:55:47 PM »

Only 3 more posts to 200! Come on SWW and Tomovoz - iIsee you there. Let's make this a 200 post day!
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« Reply #199 on: April 02, 2004, 11:56:43 PM »

I feel like i'm cheating doing it alone. ...Don't go there!
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« Reply #200 on: April 02, 2004, 11:57:30 PM »

I want to get there before midnight - so here it goes - post #200.
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« Reply #201 on: April 03, 2004, 12:02:32 AM »

At least I've now worked out the time difference with daylight savings changes. Thanks Panni.
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« Reply #202 on: April 03, 2004, 12:04:09 AM »

Good night. Birthday party here tonight for our friend Dirk - ex Montana boy.
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