My very first post to HainesHisWay was the Tuesday after the Oscarcast in March 2004. I had been posting on rec.arts.movies.music and was being assailed by one individual there who believe he OWNED the site and set the rules for everyone.
Bruce chimed in and put the ass in his place. He then invited me to come to HainesHisWay and share my opinions there/here.
My very first post:
Okay, first things first:
Tom Cruise -- I don't believe for a second that he and Nicole are still "friends." I DO believe he used all his clout to get that spot on the Oscar show in a lame attempt to upstage Nicole. There was NO value in anything he had to say....who cares about his travels anyway?
Second...Tom Cruise. He does have two kids. Two that were ADOPTED. The Cruise penis did not enter a vagina and procreate.
Third...please! Rosie O'Donnell's instincts are STRONGER than Tom's toothy denials. She doesn't adore him because he's straight. Anyone else sick to DEATH of his smile -- the Cruise grin reminds me sometimes of a smirking skull.
Next...
What in hell could Cameron Diaz have been thinking when she left her house with her hair looking worse than it did when she applied the "Something About Mary" "gel" to it?
Did she pay some sicko hairdresser to do THAT to her hair? Revoke that queen's license! Quick!
Woody Allen WAS the class act of last night's show -- no question about it.
Next was Sidney Poitier -- much eloquence and sincerity.
Robert Redford was pretty darned spiffy, too (and I did not detect one single clue that he's ever had any face work done -- and he DESPERATELY needs some...he'd look SO much better).
Denzel was the class that Halle should have been. Too much "race" talk last night. I've never thought any of it was about race, when it came to acting nominations/awards. Overlook Spike Lee and you're a racist. Overlook Bas Luhrmann and, "Oh, well..."
When the performances are good enough, they get nominated. When the buzz is at its hottest, that's when the votes get cast...whether you're black, white, Australian, English or whatever else.
Dump the entire trend of backless-to-the-butt gowns -- not ONE of the actresses wearing them looked good in them. As one announcer said about Sharon Stone, "She showed us her 'junk in the trunk' and it wasn't very pretty."
Posted by Ron Pulliam @ 03/25/2002 01:40 PM PST