I think "theme nights" are the suckiest on "American Idol".
Singing "The Best of Gloria Estefan" wasn't up there with the all-time brightest of ideas, even for Fox.
This is not music MOST singers take to, professionals very much included.
Simon's idiotic comments about the contestants sounding like "amateurs" was icing on the cake. They ARE amateurs, Simon. They ARE! What the hell did he think the show was about?
There wasn't much to LaToya's song...a verse repeated over and over and over and over...b-o-r-i-n-g!
Diana was the best of the night, bar none, I thought, even though she started way off pitch. No doubt because the first two words out of her mouth were a drawled, "Come on" -- pronounced "Come OWN" -- threw her right off pitch and it took a while to get it right.
And where has Simon been, really? Tonight he tells Fantasia she sings like Donald Duck on helium? SHE HAS ALWAYS SUNG LIKE DONALD DUCK ON HELIUM. It's part of her charm.
Honestly, this must have been a grace night for Simon where he got to be totally inane without censure.
When he responded to Ryan's question what he meant about "amateurish" (his cogent comment re: John Stevens), Simon sassed, "Like your hosting skills."
I yelled at the screen: "Oh! I know! Like your performance as a human being!"
I had all kinds of trouble tonight getting through on the voting lines tonight. Worse than ever before.