Elmore, re: "I meant to do that".
True story: I was driving to a gig one night, coming down one of Portland's most iconic streets, Vista Drive, which is a very steep hill with hairpin turns. An elderly woman had JUST crashed on one of them, going through a guardrail and coming precipitously close to going over the edge. As I drove up, she had her driver's door open (the hood was smashed and the car was smoking). People were running toward her. She had one foot on the road and the other was still in the car. And she was screaming in a very loud, old lady voice: "I MEANT TO DO THAT, I MEANT TO DO THAT!" I was laughing so hard *I* almost crashed.