"Shakalaka Santa"--A First Draft
Shakalaka Santa, Shakalaka Santa
Saw your sleigh, saw the damage was done
Saw when it fell, when the toys fell over.
A rounder man there never was one
You weigh too much and the thing tipped over!
(Woah-ho-ho)
The reigndeer are colliding
(Woah-ho-ho)
The Barbie dolls are flying
(Woah-ho-ho!)
Simply no denying
That you are a ball of blu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-bber...!
Shakalaka Santa
Shakalaka Santa
Eating piles of chocolate filled with cream...
Shakalaka Santa
Shakalaka Santa
This must be some nightmare Christmas dream.
Shakalaka Santa
Shakalaka Santa
Who'll put presents underneath my tree?
Shakalaka Santa
Shakalaka Santa
Won't you start a diet with me?
(No, no, no, no, no, no, no--ho, ho ho!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no--ho, ho, ho!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no--ho, ho, ho!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no--ho, ho, ho!)
It's rough--but it's a start.