DVD: Dr. Bell & Mr. Doyle. A mystery starring my old pal,Ian Richardson, as Dr. Joseph Bell, the man Conan Doyle based Sherlock Holmes on. He and Doyle, a young medical student, solve a mystery.
CD: Cowboy Up! #1 - When I Was A Cowboy...a composite tape sent me from my pal Roger Lee Leasor in Lexington, Ky. with what could only be called mostly alternative cowboy songs...but pretty good stuff like Summer Wages and Barrel Racin' Angel by Ian Tyson and Stuff That works by Guy Clark and Cottonwood Tree by the late great Mart Robbins.
READING: The Guinness Dictionary of Theatrical Quotations.
A couple of Noel Cowards:
"Two things should be cut -- the second act and that child's throat." Coward after seeing GYPSY in London with its vivacious child star Bonnie Langford.
Coward took an earlier slam at Langford when she was three and was in the stage production of GONE WITH THE WIND where the horse famously defecated heavily onstage:
"There's nothing wrong with that show that shoving the child up the horse's arse won't cure."
A couple of others bon mots:
"It opened at 8:40 sharp and closed at 10:40 dull." --Heywood C. Broun
"I've seen more excitement at the opening of an umbrella." -- Earl Wilson
"When Mr. Wilbur calls his play, HALFWAY TO HELL, he underestimates the distance." -- Brook Atkinson.
Jason, please, please, return to your old smiling self in your photo. This quise of sad, morose, depressed black woman frankly...depresses me.