SO, today my mother went to their house in my home town to get some things..then left and went to the lake (15 miles away) She got ready to make dinner and thought "OMG I lift the meat on the steps at home" So, she called her neighbors (a couple in their 80s) and they went to the house. First the key didn't work, then they somehow got past that and they didn't get the code in the security system soon enough.
So there they were. This quiet couple, seriously typical Garrison Keillor type Lutherans. The system is blaring. They didn't know the magic word when the security called so the police came. They called my brother who still can't drive after his bypass, so he said he couldn't help them....finally the security company reached my parents...neither one of them could remember what their secret word was. I'm not sure how, but somehow it was finally all resolved.
Where was the meat that started all this? In the refrigerator. Mom had never taken it out. LOL.