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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #90 on: October 17, 2012, 01:59:54 PM »

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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #91 on: October 17, 2012, 02:01:27 PM »

Social Security, Retirement, Pension, Invoices, checks of all kinds...

VIBES they get to the DRs, early and often!


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« Reply #93 on: October 17, 2012, 02:23:16 PM »

I'm ready to do a "Goodnight and Thank You" on our house "guest"
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #94 on: October 17, 2012, 02:28:51 PM »

Oh, and I'm finally here.  Of all they days to have 2 less classes, to come home early would have been awesome.  Today, it's difficult. 
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #95 on: October 17, 2012, 02:31:17 PM »

If there are binders full of women, where are the binders full of men?

Good question!

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« Reply #96 on: October 17, 2012, 02:36:04 PM »

Well, speaking of not having bananas...I remembered hearing a small part of this song some time ago and found this on YouTube: 

"I'VE GOT THE YES! WE HAVE NO BANANA BLUES" by The Jazz-O-Harmonists.

It's not the same version as I remembered, but it's definitely the same song.  I also saw that there's a version sung by Isabelle Patricola.

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« Reply #97 on: October 17, 2012, 02:37:27 PM »

Sorry for your houseguest situation, Matthew.
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« Reply #98 on: October 17, 2012, 02:42:57 PM »

So, in the midst of the stress week over the upcoming job interview, I get an email from my current employer  saying something to the effect that since my last day of employment is Friday, just make sure I fill out my time sheet one last time and it'll be processed next Tuesday.

Huh? HUH??? WTF????

No answer from anyone for hours. My supervisor finally got out of meetings and was shocked and mystified, too.

Then the woman from my employer finally calls back. "Oh, we have the wrong John. Sorry."

That's about it. She repeated it three times. But that was it.

Sorry.
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #99 on: October 17, 2012, 02:47:10 PM »

So, in the midst of the stress week over the upcoming job interview, I get an email from my current employer  saying something to the effect that since my last day of employment is Friday, just make sure I fill out my time sheet one last time and it'll be processed next Tuesday.

Huh? HUH??? WTF????

No answer from anyone for hours. My supervisor finally got out of meetings and was shocked and mystified, too.

Then the woman from my employer finally calls back. "Oh, we have the wrong John. Sorry."

That's about it. She repeated it three times. But that was it.

Sorry.

"Sorry" might not have been the best way to respond, but at least it turned out to be a mistake.  Congrats on that, John!
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #100 on: October 17, 2012, 03:06:18 PM »

Ta, Tay, Tee, Toe, Too....
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« Reply #101 on: October 17, 2012, 03:26:29 PM »

25 years ago at this time I was fixing my hair, putting on my makeup and putting on my wedding dress

Happy Anniversary to Vixmom and Vixdad!
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« Reply #102 on: October 17, 2012, 03:31:48 PM »

So, in the midst of the stress week over the upcoming job interview, I get an email from my current employer  saying something to the effect that since my last day of employment is Friday, just make sure I fill out my time sheet one last time and it'll be processed next Tuesday.

Huh? HUH??? WTF????

No answer from anyone for hours. My supervisor finally got out of meetings and was shocked and mystified, too.

Then the woman from my employer finally calls back. "Oh, we have the wrong John. Sorry."

That's about it. She repeated it three times. But that was it.

Sorry.

Good Lord!
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #103 on: October 17, 2012, 03:32:16 PM »

Is it cocktail hour yet, DR John G.?
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #104 on: October 17, 2012, 03:33:06 PM »

So, in the midst of the stress week over the upcoming job interview, I get an email from my current employer  saying something to the effect that since my last day of employment is Friday, just make sure I fill out my time sheet one last time and it'll be processed next Tuesday.

Huh? HUH??? WTF????

No answer from anyone for hours. My supervisor finally got out of meetings and was shocked and mystified, too.

Then the woman from my employer finally calls back. "Oh, we have the wrong John. Sorry."

That's about it. She repeated it three times. But that was it.

Sorry.

She might have stated my reaction.

"I'm sooooo sorry, this must have been horrible for you!" 
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #105 on: October 17, 2012, 03:33:27 PM »

Is it cocktail hour yet, DR John G.?

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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #106 on: October 17, 2012, 03:46:02 PM »

Good morning, all! I stayed up too late watching the debate and the aftermath on CNN.

As a result, I am running late to Toyland. I need to be there to receive an Office Depot shipment. I'll proof ROBERTA while I wait. 

On the good news for Larry front, my first social security payment landed in my bank account ths morning. I'm now waiting for my musician's union pension to kick in.



Hoo!  And Ray!
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #107 on: October 17, 2012, 03:49:36 PM »

Especially Interview Vibes for John G
Thank you, Vixmom.

Check your pricey steakhouse out online. You might find a coupon or a meal deal that would still let your certificate cover most of the bill.

And happy anniversary!

Is your expensive steakhouse in your own town, or is it some other part of Long Island?
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #108 on: October 17, 2012, 03:51:56 PM »

Most the day an extremely long hose connected to a truck has been spraying the planted areas with mulch. 

There was a two hour break for lunch and to refill the truck.  They will probably finish at sundown.  I hope so, we don't want them back tomorrow.
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #109 on: October 17, 2012, 04:08:02 PM »

We're moving up next Monday's announcement to tomorrow morning, thanks to Varese Sarabande's surprise announcement that they'll be announcing FIVE club cd releases on Sunday at midnight.  So sick of these games.  So, have been rushing all day to get everything prepped and other than the eBlast, everything is.
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #110 on: October 17, 2012, 04:09:02 PM »

Keith has spent most of the day scrubbing the decks and cleaning all the stone where the dirty mulch residue lands.  He is not a happy camper.  This project, of course, should have been completed by now.
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #111 on: October 17, 2012, 04:22:02 PM »

If there are binders full of women, where are the binders full of men?

I believe Barney Frank has custody of those binders.
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« Reply #112 on: October 17, 2012, 04:35:51 PM »

I did go to the wash today:

www.andthisiswhatisawtoday.blogspot.com
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #113 on: October 17, 2012, 04:36:29 PM »

So ... is your houseguest a human, Matthew? Or perhaps an unwanted animal or insect?
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #114 on: October 17, 2012, 04:37:26 PM »

Shall I give a clew for the new release?  "Hey, layyyydeee."
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« Reply #115 on: October 17, 2012, 04:40:59 PM »

I did go to the wash today:

www.andthisiswhatisawtoday.blogspot.com

Your butterfly photos never cease to amaze me.
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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #116 on: October 17, 2012, 04:44:56 PM »

I had two cheeseburger sliders, minus the buns.  In otherwords, two small hamburger patties with cheese.
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« Reply #117 on: October 17, 2012, 05:00:35 PM »

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Re: YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS
« Reply #118 on: October 17, 2012, 05:09:10 PM »

Well the postman has delivered my retirement check to someone else....and I can't report it missing until October 25th......  So I have NO money.....


Why wasn't your first check sent by direct deposit?
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« Reply #119 on: October 17, 2012, 05:14:06 PM »

Well the postman has delivered my retirement check to someone else....and I can't report it missing until October 25th......  So I have NO money.....


Why wasn't your first check sent by direct deposit?

My guess, he didn't request it and no one mentioned the value of it.
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