Oh, I have a dream to report, obviously based on BK's experience with the HELLO, DOLLY! in Washington DC:
I go to see that production, and it's about to begin. But it's not in Ford's Theatre. I'm someplace in south Florida on a business trip or something, and this is not the brown DOLLY, but the aqua blue DOLLY. The conductor starts the proceedings, and they've created an extended, and very bizarre, vamp-like introduction with various antics. I never do get to see any of it, because I woke before they got through their silly (or stupid) business. There was also a little more about the Florida venue.