My annual March Madness closer, the wish to get to write the replacement song for that tired ONE SHINING MOMEMT, since it's not fair that he gets to hog that gig for 25 years just because ge knew the right people 25 years ago
ONE WHINY MOMENT
tune of ONE SHINING MOMENT
That writer’s good / But here I am
I’m searching for a break / No one gives a damn
All my career / No one cares
Just how hard I try / To push my wares
Give me one whiny moment
And then I’ll be fine
My one whiny moment
A moment that’s mine
I know I’m short / Of friends with clout
Wasn’t it some other sport / That song was about?
Who did he know / To get his through
He got his song a go / By who he knew
Just one whiny moment
That’s all that I need
Just one whiny moment
I beg and I plead
Like twenty-five years that that song’s in our face
So maybe a contest for one to repla-a-a-a-a-ce
He said just one / But man alive
He deserved his one / Not twenty-five
(really sell it here)
Give me one whiny moment
Give way for new songs
One whiny moment
So maybe do two songs
