Extra Special Edition of
THE ZSA ZSA & CHARO REPERTORY THEATRE AND TRAVELING CARD TABLE:
With Special Guest Stars Fred and Dummy Sanford
"Quinary is a State of Mined"
Dummy: [questioning]: You know, Pop. I was thinking, maybe we should sell the junkyard to the Chinese government. You know we'll eventually have to outsource our junk business and I hear that the Chinese will pay top dollar.
Fred: [very upset]: Sell my empire?! [clutches chest and looks skyward]: Lizabeth, I'll be seeing you soon. I'll be the guy in the take-out box.
Dummy: [calmly]: I didn't want to upset you, Pop. But you know we have to face facts.
Fred: [brutely]: You big dummy! You're gonna face these [clenches fist] . . . a quinary of my knuckles with my arthur-rite-us!