I couldn't get the John Travolta widget to translate my name, but I was able to get the Swedish Chef to translate the last paragraph of today's notes by DA BK:
Vell, deer reeders, I moost teke-a zee dey, I moost du zee theengs I du, I moost, fur ixemple-a, feenish leener nutes, hupeffoolly peeck up sume-a peckeges, deene-a veet Elet Teylur und hefe-a a cesteeng sesseeun. Bork bork bork! Tudey’s tupeec ooff deescoossiun: Vhet reel-leeffe-a ifent thet ves a hooge-a noos item deed yuoo feend must cumpelleeng – vhere-a yuoo cuooldn’t stup reedeeng ebuoot it oor vetcheeng it oon TF? Let’s hefe-a lueds ooff lufely pusteengs, shell ve-a, vheelst I heet zee rued tu dreemlund, threelled thet ve-a hed sooch a vunderffool Kreetzerlund shoo.