From time to time, people read what I write about Los Angeles and figure "He can't be serious. L.A. couldn't possibly be really like that. He must be exaggerating for comic effect."
But I swear this is true...
If you enter Hollywood & Highland not from Bruce's hotel but from some more logical location, like, say, the corner of Hollywood & Highland, you'll soon notice, on the ground, a sort of yellow brick road. It's an inlaid tile pathway, that, every few yards, has some quote from somebody who's made a career in Hollywood about how they got their start. That's what they want you to think about: How various successes got their start. (Keep that in mind.) The quotes are sometimes amusing, sometimes interesting, but, annoyingly, they don't tell you who they're from. Now, in many cases, you can figure this out "I had this show in Philadelphia in which I played the latest 45s" could only be Dick Clark, for instance, or, "I was just another loud-mouthed housewife in Utah." Sometimes the quotes are from key grips and other technicians. The path diverges into a couple of sections, but soon, it's clear that this quote-filled path has a destination. And this destination is the figurative answer to "How does one make it in Hollywood?"
At the end of the path, set against a background that includes the Hollywood sign, is a big fiberglass couch. The casting couch. That's the answer.
I'm not making this up.