Topic: TWO DONUTS (Read 8158 times)

TCB · « **Reply #90 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:45:38 PM »

Page Four

TCB · « **Reply #91 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:46:19 PM »

So, anyway, about three weeks ago I stopped.

TCB · « **Reply #92 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:46:47 PM »

I don't mean slowed down, I mean stopped completely.

TCB · « **Reply #93 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:47:20 PM »

This was not a conscious idea on my part.

TCB · « **Reply #94 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:48:03 PM »

I had long ago given up any hope of stopping this nasty habit.

TCB · « **Reply #95 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:49:14 PM »

I had already planned on special instructions to the funeral home to use lots of mortician's wax to make the fingers look good.

TCB · « **Reply #96 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:49:47 PM »

If that didn't work, then just go for cremation and sell the damn plot.

TCB · « **Reply #97 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:50:44 PM »

Of course, the main problem is that I don't have any idea how to take care of fingernails.

TCB · « **Reply #98 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:52:19 PM »

I had to buy some emery boards, but I don't have any idea on how to shape them or make them all the same size.

TCB · « **Reply #99 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:52:56 PM »

And worst of all, they stupid nails have ruined my typing skills.

TCB · « **Reply #100 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:53:39 PM »

I am currently typing one correctly spelled word per sentence.

TCB · « **Reply #101 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:54:27 PM »

And forget about typing speed. It is like being a beginner.

TCB · « **Reply #102 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:54:48 PM »

The touch is totally wrong.

TCB · « **Reply #103 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:55:20 PM »

So, I am not sure if this is a blessing or a curse.

TCB · « **Reply #104 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:56:04 PM »

You can't teach an old dog new tricks - like typing.

TCB · « **Reply #105 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:56:56 PM »

Now I have gone back to learning to use my ....... ah..........

TCB · « **Reply #106 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:57:45 PM »

All I can come up with is Speak and spell, but that isn't right.

TCB · « **Reply #107 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:58:37 PM »

Anyway, the thing where you talk into the microphone and it types it for you.

TCB · « **Reply #108 on:** March 19, 2015, 08:59:44 PM »

But that only works on my one desktop computer, and not on my laptop, my notebook, or any computer other than my own.

TCB · « **Reply #109 on:** March 19, 2015, 09:00:43 PM »

I realize this isn't a life-changing event, but it did take up a whole page of posts.

TCB · « **Reply #110 on:** March 19, 2015, 09:01:24 PM »

I have not packed a single thing yet (I don't want to break a nail).

TCB · « **Reply #111 on:** March 19, 2015, 09:02:52 PM »

Seriously, I don't want Nicky to start freaking out like he normally does when the suitcases come out of the closet.

TCB · « **Reply #112 on:** March 19, 2015, 09:03:27 PM »

Hmmm, my suitcase came out of the closet. That must be the title of my next something.

TCB · « **Reply #113 on:** March 19, 2015, 09:04:58 PM »

I take Nicky down south at 1:00 pm tomorrow, and I should be home by 3:00.

TCB · « **Reply #114 on:** March 19, 2015, 09:05:36 PM »

That should give me about five hours before bedtime.

TCB · « **Reply #115 on:** March 19, 2015, 09:05:59 PM »

I refuse to worry about it.

TCB · « **Reply #116 on:** March 19, 2015, 09:06:48 PM »

There isn't a single thing that I could forget to pack, that I couldn't buy when I get there.

TCB · « **Reply #117 on:** March 19, 2015, 09:07:21 PM »

Well, except my prescriptions.

TCB · « **Reply #118 on:** March 19, 2015, 09:07:43 PM »

I always over-pack anyway.

TCB · « **Reply #119 on:** March 19, 2015, 09:08:54 PM »

I always have some clothes that I pack that never see the light of day, until I unpack when I get home.