I should wear a hat as I have a nearly natural monk's tonsure, or male pattern baldness, that goes back to my maternal grandfather who was almost totally bald. He made up for that by wearing Homburgs with feathers, and by growing a handlebar moustache. I have tried many different kinds of hats and I always think I look stupid. Maybe it's the kind of shopping one has to do with another. That's true of frames for eyeglasses.