Our houseguest, Zeus, has decided that my bed is his bed.
It would be a lot easier, of course, if he would only take up, say, half of the bed.
Or, say, if the half of the bed he is taking up weren't the middle half, with a quarter on one side and a quarter on the other.
Some houseguests, I guess, just don't know how to be good houseguests.
*sigh*