...and here I am in Atlanta, waiting for my connecting flight. The ride from CVG was uneventful, except for the lap full of ginger ale I got from the flight attendant who was passing it to the young man next to me.
Then she got very indignant when I said I needed to stand up to dry off my seat. She said, "I didn't think I spilled THAT much!"
Trust me, sweetheart, you spilled that much...