Last night I had a dream where I was put in my place by a nun whom I used to work with (and in the dream) worked for a salami delivery place on a seven year contract.
Yes, boys and girls, you can't make these things up.
In the dream I remember saying - I have to get out of this dream, so I woke up. I turned to the DD (who had commandeered the top of my pillow) and said "Man, Benny, I had to get out of that dream".
Seriously, can't make these things up!