Oh -- apropos of nothing (I just happened to glance at my wastebasket with the wrapper in it) --
Someone had given me a gift-size Claxton Fruit Cake which I finally got to a couple of days ago. DELICIOUS. I don't know Claxton from a hole in the ground and I have no idea how a hardcore fruit cake aficionado would rank these, but for my taste, this had the mix of ingredients and the texture I LOVE.
Just sayin'. Okay, back to no-elevator walkups.