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THE AVOIDANCE OF CHRISTMAS POST PARTUM DEPRESSION
« on: December 26, 2004, 12:03:27 AM »

Well, you've read the notes, the notes have got you on your toes, your toes have got you on your notes, and now it is time for you to post until the post partum cows come home.
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« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2004, 12:24:53 AM »

I have no problem spelling pyjamas with the "y" but I wonder about a "smoling jacket".  Perhaps this is a form of Californian attire with which I am unfamiliar.

Perhaps it is the smoling season and there is no such animals or fish whatever in the land of OZ. A mystery.
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« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2004, 12:44:15 AM »

Welcome six GUESTS.  Even you late-night New Yorkers (you know who you are).  We're talkin' about any damn thing we want to talk about.
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« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2004, 12:44:41 AM »

"Smoling" refers to how moles can find their way around.  Since they have very poor eyesight, if any, they must use their other senses.  Their sense of smell, which even works underground, is very keen indeed, and is known as "smoling".

It is not well known, however, that at one time in England, during the mid to late Victorian era in fact, many of the upper classes kept moles as pets.  They would keep their moles close by, as the moles had a habit of getting lost if not tended to constantly.  One of the favorite methods of keeping the moles happy while close to hand would be by the mole keeper wearing a special jacket, which had a number of interconnected pockets filled with highly odiferous dirt and mud.  The happy little mole in the jacket would make its merry way from one pocket to another, using it's sense of smell.  The jacket worn by the mole keeper was, of course, known as a "smoling jacket."

Washing smoling jackets is frowned upon, of course, as the process rids the jacket of the dirt and mud that makes the jacket valuable inthe first place.  Dry cleaning is even worse, because of the chemicals used.  An occasional stroll in a light spring rain, however, can freshen the garment without damaging it in any way.
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« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2004, 12:44:45 AM »

I think I'll just achieve 7800 posts while I'm at it.
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« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2004, 12:46:29 AM »

I'm feeling kind of queasy.  It isn't easy feeling queasy.  Sort of cheesy feeling queasy and I'd much rather feel breezy.
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« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2004, 12:46:46 AM »

7800.
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« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2004, 12:47:27 AM »

Thank you SWW. I knew there had to be a sensible explanation.  lol
Of course we only have moles of the political kind in OZ.
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« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2004, 12:48:53 AM »

Of course we only have moles of the political kind in OZ.
Well, that explains quite a lot, doesn't it!   ;)
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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2004, 12:51:21 AM »

You see, those who thought they could skip the notes are now scratching their heads trying to figure out what in tarnation "smoling" is all about.  
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« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2004, 12:51:50 AM »

Back from seeing two movies. The plan was only one movie - FINDING NEVERLAND, but DD really wanted to see CLOSER as well. It's free for WGA members this time of year and it wasn't late, so we made it a double bill. I quite liked Neverland, but quite disliked Closer. That's all the in-depth reviewing you'll get from me.
Tower Records was open with big discounts on DVDs. So between movies I purchased for $6.99 A DVD of four Martin & Lewis Colgate Comedy Hours from the 50's. Among the guests are Jack Benny, Rosemary Clooney, Vera Miles and Danny Arnold. Seems like a good purchase for seven bucks.
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« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2004, 12:52:09 AM »

Not to mention that most interesting deep secret in the notes.
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« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2004, 12:53:00 AM »

For example, I would say dear reader Panni went directly to the posts rather than the notes.
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« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2004, 12:53:22 AM »

And, as Desi would say, "You got some 'splainin' to do."
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« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2004, 12:55:25 AM »

Welcome eight GUESTS.  We're waiting for Panni to get to the 'splainin'.  I can't wait to hear the feeble excuse that emanates from her gaping maw.
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« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2004, 12:55:37 AM »

For example, I would say dear reader Panni went directly to the posts rather than the notes.

That's actually not true. And why would you make this assumption?
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« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2004, 12:56:23 AM »

That actually IS true - we have our ways of knowing things, you frazzled ort.
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« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2004, 12:56:52 AM »

We'll stay all night and we'll sing 'em all.
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« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2004, 12:57:15 AM »

By gum and by golly and buy bonds, I feel a fershluganah frenzy coming on.
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« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2004, 12:58:50 AM »

I believe one GUEST bit the dust.  Let me put on my thinking cap...
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« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2004, 01:00:51 AM »

That actually IS true - we have our ways of knowing things, you frazzled ort.

Well, whatever your ways of knowing things are, you're wrong because I did read the notes first. You talked about attending Nick's party and watching Dial M for Murder, yadayadayada.
I read the notes, then looked at the last of yesterday's posts, then, the new ones. Which is probably how you got the idea that I didn't read the notes.
I believe I am owed an apology.
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« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2004, 01:03:23 AM »

You are trying to give us all the gaslight treatment.  Who are you, Charles Boyer all of a sudden.  You are a frazzled ort.  I'm somewhat tired myself, but I'm feeling queasy and uneasy in my easy chair and frankly it never entered my mind.
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« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2004, 01:11:04 AM »

The feeling queasy defense doesn't cut it with me. I'm sorry you're feeling queasy and I hope you feel better soon - BUT - even if you vomit on the floor, you need to say, "DR Panni, I humbly apologize for accusing you of the unpardonable sin of going directly to the posts and lying about it. I know that you do not lie and I know that you always read the notes first because that's the kind of stellar human being that you are."
That's what I'd like to hear.
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« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2004, 01:11:59 AM »

...And on your knees as you say it.
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« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2004, 01:15:14 AM »

I'm still trying to get my head into the Charles Boyer/Panni thing.  Somehow, I can't hear him doing the accent properly.  And he was way too fat.  And what he had on his chest was hair.

Nope, Charles Boyer would have made a terrible Panni.
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« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2004, 01:20:02 AM »

Hmmm... I see that bk has left the building.

Well, we all make mistakes, and being Christmas and all, I forgive you, dear bk. But no more jumping to conclusions where this DR is concerned. I always read the notes not because it's required, but because I enjoy reading the notes. I look forward to them, so why the hell would I skip them?
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« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2004, 01:20:05 AM »

And, being an East Coast Laddie (and having had a very long Christmas Day), I hereby am going to become a wussburger!
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« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2004, 01:22:39 AM »

I'm still trying to get my head into the Charles Boyer/Panni thing.  Somehow, I can't hear him doing the accent properly.  And he was way too fat.  And what he had on his chest was hair.

Nope, Charles Boyer would have made a terrible Panni.

True. I'm more the Ingrid Bergman type, especially in this scenario - where I HAVE read the notes and am being told that I have NOT read the notes.
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« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2004, 03:23:03 AM »

I wonder how many other films of the era spoken about in the notes could also be properly framed in widescreen?  Maybe HOUSE OF WAX?

DRPANNI - I waited in vain yesterday for the topic to be brought up and the question asked, and it never was...so I will ask.  Why would your newspaper delivery boy bring you thongs?   What did you give him?  Was it the same delivery person from your old abode?  Is it all just a dream.....are you giving us the Gaslight treatment?  

Free for all day.  Yes.......hmmmm....free for all....all free...free today.  Now I sound like the Child Catcher!

DR PANNI does your DVD of the Colgate Hour include the original commercials?

Okay...here is an easy one to start......favorite Marx Bros quips:

Groucho:  This is certainly a gala day.   And a gal a day is enough for any man.

Groucho: (paraphrased)  We're stuck in bunker.  There are four men and two women.  If you can't send more men, send two more women.
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« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2004, 04:09:28 AM »

Well this has been a revolting development.  I went outside where it is 16 degrees F, cleaned a NEW two inches of snow from my car, and drove on unplowed streets to buy a Sunday newspaper.  AND the gasoline station was not open.  I thought they would be open by 6 a.m.  But NOOOOOOOOO....so now I have no newspaper!  

And guess who I passed on the way home coming in the opposite direction?  Yes, it was the snow plow.
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