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ONLY THE UPSIDE
« on: January 10, 2005, 12:04:34 AM »
Well, you've read the notes, you know the upside of the notes, there is no downside of the notes, so now it is time for you to post until the cows come home.
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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2005, 12:12:27 AM »
First post?

:)

Huzzah!
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2005, 12:14:00 AM »
Someone tell this fershluganah rain to STOP.  I've checked the walls, but they seem fine to me.  The wall where the tiny leak is may have to be looked at, but that's about it as far as I can tell anyway.
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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2005, 12:17:18 AM »
Good morning, fellow dear readers.

I cannot sleep, because I took a decongenstant for my headache. So I am watching a shopping channel, hoping the unceasing chatter will bore me to sleep. A woman spent an hour gushing over painful-looking shoes, and now she is cooking and gushing over cookware. It is very entertaining.

BK, I called a week ago to get a bid on having roof work done. I was told it would be a week before anyone called me back for an appointment to come take a look.
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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2005, 12:17:32 AM »
Welcome nine GUESTS.  We're talkin' about the rain STOPPING.  
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« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2005, 12:20:01 AM »
STOP, RAIN! IT IS I, LA JOLIE FEMME, WHO COMMAND YOU!! LET THERE BE NO MORE WATER! AT ALL! I'M NOT KIDDING! I"M GONNA TELL MOM! YOU"LL GET IN TROUBLE! etc. ad infinitum.  It only goes to show, BK that the answer to "who'll stop the rain?" is not me!

Sorry about the 3 spots on the rug. Doncha just HATE 3 spots on the rug? Last time I had 3 spots on the rug the cat had eaten my baby's breath...the flower, not the infant  death.
 
                           :'(    ??? :'(
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2005, 12:20:05 AM »
Hmm...  I'll have to think about the L'IL ABNER casting.  -I'll probably have to pull out the CD to refresh my memory a bit.
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2005, 12:22:10 AM »
Has Ann caught up yet?
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Re:ONLY THE UPSIDE
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2005, 12:23:01 AM »
I haven't made it to bed yet. Think I'll sleep in the guest room tonight.
I think Ahnold would be a good Kleine Abner.
And Maria could play Daisy Mae.
G'night. Again.
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2005, 12:25:48 AM »
Well, I hit the wall about an hour ago... and I have the headache to prove it... Ah, well...  I'll be back after I wake up... And who knows what time in the morning, most likely afternoon that will be...

Goodnight.

~~~~DRY VIBES TO ALL DRS IN LA AND PASADENA~~~~
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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2005, 12:29:04 AM »
Daisy Mae = Carol Channing
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2005, 12:30:33 AM »
Li'l Abner: Harvey Fierstein
Daisy Mae: Patti Lupone
Marryin' Sam: Lea de Laria (oops, they did that) - Brian Stokes Mitchell
Mammy Yokum: Lauren Bacall
Pappy Yokum: Cedric the Entertainer
Appassionata Von Climax: Shirley MacLaine
Stupifyin' Jones: Dame Edna
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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2005, 12:31:34 AM »
Yes, everyone, send excellent vibes and xylophones to LA and environs for an end to this horrid rain.
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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2005, 12:32:35 AM »
Has Ann caught up?
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2005, 12:32:45 AM »
Daisy Mae: Jennifer Aniston

L'il Abner: Sean Penn

BK: These seem really AWFUL choices.  I posted, then deleted three GREAT choices for Marryin' Sam, but Chaz told me it's WORST casting...I misread.

More to follow...I think.
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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2005, 12:34:13 AM »
OOO!, BK. I really LIKE your wretched cast. Too horrible!
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« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2005, 12:35:06 AM »
Natchally.
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Re:ONLY THE UPSIDE
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2005, 12:35:39 AM »
I only wish I had some Yokumberry Tonic.  
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« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2005, 12:37:11 AM »
Maybe we should have our own haineshisway.com Sadie Hawkins Day race.  Wait, maybe we should cast our revival with hainsies/kimlets!

Maybe not.  As soon as I'd get to Mammy Yokum we'd have someone unhappy.
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Re:ONLY THE UPSIDE
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2005, 12:37:30 AM »
No, wait! What about Betty Buckley as Mammy Yokum?
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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2005, 12:38:14 AM »
I think Betty shall be Patti's stand by.
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Re:ONLY THE UPSIDE
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2005, 12:38:32 AM »
Quote from: bk on January 10, 2005, 12:37:11 AM
Maybe we should have our own haineshisway.com Sadie Hawkins Day race.  Wait, maybe we should cast our revival with hainsies/kimlets!

Maybe not.  As soon as I'd get to Mammy Yokum we'd have someone unhappy.

Go ahead, BK.  You can cast me as Mammy Yokum and I wouldn't complain. ;D
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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2005, 12:40:22 AM »
Abner;  John Malkovich
Daisy Mae: Jodie Foster
Pappy: Woody Allen
Mammy: Judi Dench
Sam: Ewan McGregor
Stupifyin' Jones: Glenn Close.
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« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2005, 12:40:22 AM »
Quote from: JoseSPiano on January 10, 2005, 12:20:05 AM
Hmm...  I'll have to think about the L'IL ABNER casting.  -I'll probably have to pull out the CD to refresh my memory a bit.

Me too.  I'll have to bring my CD to work today.  It's been quite a while since I've listened to it. ::)
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Re:ONLY THE UPSIDE
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2005, 12:40:32 AM »
Naughty BK! Bad! Bad! Sit! Stay!  The idea of casting us as Dogpatchers is obscene.  We're too pretty and witty and bright! Let's do West Side Story.
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« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2005, 12:42:38 AM »
TOMOVOZ, you are brilliant.  Especially Stupefyin' Jones.
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Re:ONLY THE UPSIDE
« Reply #26 on: January 10, 2005, 12:44:06 AM »
Glenn Close would be excellent as Stupefyin' Jones.
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Re:ONLY THE UPSIDE
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2005, 12:46:29 AM »
BK, yes...Yokumberry tonic with Razzleberry dressing!
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Re:ONLY THE UPSIDE
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2005, 12:47:03 AM »
hello all .... sorry to hear about all the rain .. but remember (and i trust you will forgive me for this) .. in the great words of ANNIE ... "the sun'll come out tomorrow...!"

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« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2005, 12:49:10 AM »
We NEED the sun.  
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