I especially like this series of lies:
“Emily is an Ohio transplant who came from nothing and willed herself to great success to become an attorney, a part-time party-planer, a wife and a mom.”
A lot of bullshit there:
1. her mother's family was wealthy, one of Middletown's "Great 400," and by 1976 or so, when she was born, my family was doing quite well with my dad's company.
2. the only true white trash in her family is her stepmother Lady M.
3. some Bravo PR person cannot spell "planner."
My last contact with Emily was when I got a call from Macbeth asking me to help her out; she'd come to NYC on some cockamamie "large women" modeling scheme, had to leave her place she was staying, and would I help her? Well, she'd been here for some time and I never knew it since she did not contact me and when I called her to see what I could do to help, she never returned my calls. She returned to Ohio at some point and went into law.