Topic: KEEPING A LOW PROFILE (Read 5014 times)

ChasSmith · « **Reply #90 on:** August 18, 2018, 06:09:51 PM »

Quote from: FJL on August 18, 2018, 02:16:19 PM

Quote from: TCB on August 18, 2018, 09:22:47 AM
Q: What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?

A: Iceberg

That's pretty good/bad. But it's no worse than -

Casting director: The Invisible Man is here for his audition.

Director: Tell him I can't see him.

What did Harpo want?

He didn’t say.

FJL · « **Reply #91 on:** August 18, 2018, 06:24:28 PM »

Quote from: ChasSmith on August 18, 2018, 06:09:51 PM

Quote from: FJL on August 18, 2018, 02:16:19 PM
Quote from: TCB on August 18, 2018, 09:22:47 AM
Q: What kind of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic?

A: Iceberg

That's pretty good/bad. But it's no worse than -

Casting director: The Invisible Man is here for his audition.

Director: Tell him I can't see him.

What did Harpo want?

He didn’t say.

LOL!

That's just a good joke, isn't it?

vixmom · « **Reply #92 on:** August 18, 2018, 06:27:45 PM »

What did the Budhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything

vixmom · « **Reply #93 on:** August 18, 2018, 06:30:29 PM »

But you know it's inappropriate to make a '"dad joke" if you're not a Dad

vixmom · « **Reply #94 on:** August 18, 2018, 06:30:38 PM »

It's a faux pa

vixmom · « **Reply #95 on:** August 18, 2018, 06:36:38 PM »

But how do you know a joke is a dad joke?

vixmom · « **Reply #96 on:** August 18, 2018, 06:36:48 PM »

It becomes apparent

vixmom · « **Reply #97 on:** August 18, 2018, 07:43:26 PM »

Quote from: bk on August 18, 2018, 05:02:45 PM

Just had a very nice conversation with the CEO of this new Broadway streaming channel that's debuting on Monday, I think. Alet is involved with them and she'd put me in touch with this nice fellow. Turns out they all love Outside the Box and so I've just licensed the two seasons to them for three years. And Alet, who's in charge of the creative stuff, will talk to me about doing new episodes, although that's not quite a simple as it once was due to the SAG New Media contract changing - where once actors could do New Media for no money on the front end, they now have to be paid - $100 I think is the fee, but if on top of that you have to add pension and welfare and payroll taxes, which I'm not sure you have to, then it becomes undoable unless you have two people in every episode. Of course, I can use only a couple of SAG actors - that works, too. But we'll see how it does and if they want to produce new episodes that's up to them - I had season three ready to film six years ago or whenever we finished season two.

We're also talking about a few other things I own that they could license. I'm hoping this will turn into a fruitful relationship.

Excellent news!!

vixmom · « **Reply #98 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:32:06 PM »

Why do crabs never give to charity?

vixmom · « **Reply #99 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:32:24 PM »

Because they're shellfish

John G. · « **Reply #100 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:36:19 PM »

Gratuitous post No. 100!

John G. · « **Reply #101 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:36:28 PM »

Great jokes, Vixmom.

John G. · « **Reply #102 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:36:38 PM »

I need them.

John G. · « **Reply #103 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:36:52 PM »

Went dancing tonight. I needed the exercise.

John G. · « **Reply #104 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:37:12 PM »

But it's still hot. too darn hot.

vixmom · « **Reply #105 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:37:35 PM »

I just saw a tv documentary about beavers

vixmom · « **Reply #106 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:37:50 PM »

It was the best dam show I've ever seen

John G. · « **Reply #107 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:43:05 PM »

Found a couple of movies on clearance I wanted: Strictly Ballroom (don't care for the plot, but I love the dancing) and Woody Allen's Sweet and Lowdown.

John G. · « **Reply #108 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:43:48 PM »

I also bought the Matthew Broderick version of The Music Man for $2, which is probably $2.01 too much, but I haven't seen it, not matter how horrible it is.

John G. · « **Reply #109 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:50:41 PM »

Watching the rest of Leon Morin, Priest.

vixmom · « **Reply #110 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:51:20 PM »

How do hens dance?

John G. · « **Reply #111 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:51:24 PM »

I also want to finish Edith Wharton's Custom of the Country. I have about 40 pages left. Can't do it all tonight, though.

vixmom · « **Reply #112 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:51:34 PM »

Chick to chick

John G. · « **Reply #113 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:51:49 PM »

Quote from: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:51:20 PM

How do hens dance?

With pluck?

John G. · « **Reply #114 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:52:03 PM »

Quote from: vixmom on August 18, 2018, 08:51:34 PM

Chick to chick

Ha!

vixmom · « **Reply #115 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:57:37 PM »

Do you know how they dance in Saudi Arabia?

vixmom · « **Reply #116 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:57:50 PM »

Sheik to sheik

vixmom · « **Reply #117 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:58:53 PM »

How many dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

vixmom · « **Reply #118 on:** August 18, 2018, 08:59:22 PM »

5, 6, 7, 8!

vixmom · « **Reply #119 on:** August 18, 2018, 09:03:51 PM »

How many therapists are needed to change a lightbulb?

News:

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FJL