Back from Lenscrafters and eye exam. Fascinating. My eyes are, according to my nice doctor, in excellent shape. Interestingly, a decade ago my right eye was almost 20/20 and my left eye was pretty blurry. A decade later that has reversed - left eye is almost 20/20 and right eye is a little blurry. Not a strong prescription, though. I found a frame I liked right away but with lenses it was going to be over 300 bucks and I just don't care enough to spend that kind of dough. So, I found a similar pair from their cheap section where the frames AND lenses are 99 bucks and got those and surprisingly they'll be ready by two today.
Now I shall be on my way to try and do what I hope will work - please send excellent vibes and xylophones.