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Re:THE PASSOVER PLOTZ
« Reply #120 on: April 25, 2005, 04:57:25 PM »

Oh, my GOD!  Darling, I peed in my Halston boxers reading this!  Thank you for posting this!  You're really marvelous!  You really are!

Dahling!  I do think you may have been hanging around some of us a bit too much!!!
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« Reply #121 on: April 25, 2005, 05:01:33 PM »

WFO, lovely photos.  

Jose I see I’m not the only one who has trouble parting with clothes.;D

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« Reply #122 on: April 25, 2005, 05:07:12 PM »



Passover.  Passover seders extend over 2 nights.  Orthodox folk will celebrate for both nights.  Those of us from more, ahem, assimilated backgrounds usually just do the first night.  The reason it has two nights is that the calendar keepers in ancient Israel would need to calculate when it was, then they would send runners out to the Diaspora, and it would take them so long that the furthest away would have to celebrate on the second night.


When I lived with my Jewish friend in Seattle for several years, his mother, who by then had a only a small condo, would move in to the house with us for Passover.  They were an Orthodox family, so they held both sedars.  The first year his mother sat me down the evening before the start of Passover, and in an attempt to help me understand said,

"Listen Tom, we like to think of this first night as a kind of dress rehearsal."


It worked for me.
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« Reply #123 on: April 25, 2005, 05:09:02 PM »

Dahling!  I do think you may have been hanging around some of us a bit too much!!!

I am so easily assimilated.
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« Reply #124 on: April 25, 2005, 05:22:07 PM »

I am so easily assimilated.

Di dee di!  Dee di ee di!
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« Reply #125 on: April 25, 2005, 05:25:24 PM »

After the exam, the doctor showed me the video.  I'd never seen my own laynx before - it was quite disgusting-looking.  He even gave me three photos, but be thankful I shan't be sharing such delicate items.

LOL.  I have a video of my surgery (only from the inside).  So far no one has taken up my offer to watch it.  ;D
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« Reply #126 on: April 25, 2005, 05:30:42 PM »

Stuart happy Passover to you ,JMK, Bruce and the missing fellow Jews who are off with family and friends. :)

SWW, I like your new avatar and the story that goes with it.

Bruce-GOOD THROAT VIBES!


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« Reply #127 on: April 25, 2005, 05:40:43 PM »

I'm right here, baby - this JEW has had enough Judy-ism for one week.
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« Reply #128 on: April 25, 2005, 05:42:42 PM »

ONLY FIVE CHOICES-GROAN!

DAVID COPPERFIELD
GREAT EXPECTATIONS
LES MISERABLES
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE
THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO

TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD is such a great choice, I was very tempted.  Also tempting to include were WAR AND PEACE and THE KITE RUNNER.


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« Reply #129 on: April 25, 2005, 05:45:06 PM »

Bruce last week a friend in Chicago told me he was going to his first Orthodox Seder.  I told him to eat something before leaving home.  Should I have given you the same advice?
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« Reply #130 on: April 25, 2005, 06:01:39 PM »

I just read on Playbill.com:  Will Cyndi Lauper Make "The Worst Pies in London" for New Broadway Sweeney Todd? :o Nothing's official, of course, but it says that she's auditioned for the part.  We'll see. ::)
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« Reply #131 on: April 25, 2005, 06:09:39 PM »

I just read on Playbill.com:  Will Cyndi Lauper Make "The Worst Pies in London" for New Broadway Sweeney Todd? :o Nothing's official, of course, but it says that she's auditioned for the part.  We'll see. ::)

Well, they could have done worse.  Patti Lupone could have gone out for the role again (sorry George).
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« Reply #132 on: April 25, 2005, 06:14:47 PM »

Mae West is on TCM!
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« Reply #133 on: April 25, 2005, 06:19:17 PM »

Happy Birthday Dear Joey, Happy Birthday to YOU!

Some Joey songs:
"Joey, Joey" from Most Happy Fella
"Don't Cry Joe" The Kirby Stone Four
"Joey" by Concrete Blonde
"Joey" by Philadelphia band The Reds
"Run Joey Run" by David Geddes
"Quick Joey Small"
"Hey Joe" by The Leaves
"Cotton Eyed Joe"
"Old Black Joe"

That's all I can think of. Help me out, people!
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« Reply #134 on: April 25, 2005, 06:19:30 PM »

Two more books I would like to add are:

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

and the James Kirkwood book about Mary Martin and Carol Channing.
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« Reply #135 on: April 25, 2005, 06:22:03 PM »

Doris Day is also on in CAPRICE, letterboxed on Fox Movie Channel.
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« Reply #136 on: April 25, 2005, 06:24:57 PM »

Here are some more excerpts from the Liza Diaries

My town car was stuck in traffic on the way to the Helen Hayes. I had the driver pull the plug for my portable blender, shoved the whole thing into my purse, and jumped out, yelling "I'll take it from here, Buster!" I didn't make it two blocks into Times Square when a funny looking man in a marvelous raincoat stopped me. "Hey, cutie," he whispered, "how 'bout a little company?" So I did ten bars of "Being Alive" and still made my 8:00 show. Fans - you gotta love 'em!

I had just finished a congratulatory note to Totie Fields for her Emmy win as "Sybil," when a young woman rang my doorbell. I had Bobbi, my pianist, take my dry cleaning to the door. He came back moments later, clothes still in hand. "Z," he said, "She says she's Tina Minnelli, your half-sister." "Half-sister?" I gasped, "Has she been in an accident?" Then he explained it to me and I sent him back to the door to give her an autographed poster of Lucky Lady and a cashmere sweater, gorgeous except for a pesky stain from when mother threw up on me during our duet of "When the Saints Go Marching In" at the Empire Room at the Waldorf. Years later, a psychotherapist at Hazledon told me that the reason I treat my half-sister this way is possibly linked to my being a selfish brat

I'm told that the Studio 54 days were apparently some of my happiest times. That's when men were men - I vaguely remember doing the hustle with Halston, Roddy McDowell's wandering hands, and making out with that smoldering Tony Perkins. Funny, one minute you're dancing with Sylvester in nothing but a glitter headband, and next thing you know you wake up on the set of Rent-A-Cop wearing a medi-lert bracelet with your agent's phone number scrawled on it. And everyone made such a big damned deal about Bianca riding in on that white horse, but nobody seems to remember the scandal the next night when Marisa Berenson and I rode in on Merv Griffin, the three of us dressed as Kukla, Fran and Ollie!

for more go here http://www.thelizadiaries.blogspot.com/

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« Reply #137 on: April 25, 2005, 06:27:34 PM »

Well, they could have done worse.  Patti Lupone could have gone out for the role again (sorry George).

Grrrr...them's fightin' woids! ;)
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« Reply #138 on: April 25, 2005, 06:29:43 PM »

Books:
1,001 Avant Garde Plays by Kenneth Koch
Can You Feel Anything When I Do This? by Robert Sheckley
Grapes of Wrath
Billboard Book of Top 40 Hits
One of these new Complete Peanuts collections out from Fantagraphics Books
also the Complete Shakespeare
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« Reply #139 on: April 25, 2005, 06:44:42 PM »

Hmmm.....  I still need to get some dinner...

Hmmm....
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« Reply #140 on: April 25, 2005, 07:12:15 PM »

Jane, that would have been excellent advice.  I just found what food they had flavorless.  When I used to go to my seders the food was incredibly incredible, and one left there feeling as if they'd eaten six meals.  Last night, before going home, I stopped and got candy because I was still hungry.

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« Reply #141 on: April 25, 2005, 07:29:55 PM »

SWW, I like your new avatar and the story that goes with it.
Thanks, but the story isn't all that good.  The problem is, Peggy keeps jumping over the fence, and then we have to find her again because she can't (or won't) jump back into the yard.  

She's a good dog, but she doesn't understand that the fence is there not as a challenge but for her own protection.  Which means that we've got to find her a new home, before she gets lost or hurt.

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« Reply #142 on: April 25, 2005, 07:47:58 PM »

"Happiness Is a Thing Called Joe" - Ella
Hey Joe - Jimi Hedrix Experience
Ode To Billie Joe
Joe Joe Gun - Chuck Berry
Joey's Song - Bill Haley
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« Reply #143 on: April 25, 2005, 07:58:03 PM »

Wussburger time for me...busy day tomorrow (and lots of lifting).
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« Reply #144 on: April 25, 2005, 08:00:34 PM »

There'll be some bitch-slappin' at the OK Corral, that much I can tell ya.
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« Reply #145 on: April 25, 2005, 08:20:37 PM »

8:22 and not a cowpoke in sight on the site.  I may as well just shut the jernt down rather than just getting nauseated.  The corral closes at nine if we don't get some action in this here saloon.
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« Reply #146 on: April 25, 2005, 08:23:23 PM »

Wow, I am here all alone  ???
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« Reply #147 on: April 25, 2005, 08:35:15 PM »

Wow, I am here all alone  ???

DRMichaelBarnum, you're not alone!  I'm here for a short time.

Time's up.  Good night.
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« Reply #148 on: April 25, 2005, 08:37:19 PM »

I'm eating... finally...

And I'm posting...
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« Reply #149 on: April 25, 2005, 08:45:04 PM »

LA CAGE is going OK. We staged the reprise of "With You on my Arm" tonight with its minimal dancing requirements. Even so, my Albin was struggling to keep up. But we'll get it.
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