Odd place, Montreal. Okay, I knew they speak French up there. No, this was not lost on me. But they REALLY speak it. It's not just a game to those folks! I had to remember some of the things I learned in high school and college. Came in handy when filling up the gas tank, let me tell you. Although "vingt" Canadian dollars only fills a tank less than halfway...
Anyways, to answer the question posed by TCB, I was not particularly well-behaved on my journey north. Montreal, it turns out, is a town that seems to cater to vices a good bit. Luckily, mine are not as bad as some folks. But a good time was had, I saw some things I'll not soon forget, some I'll never remember, and some I'll just TRY to never remember.
The only legal trouble we had was a ticket for someone talking on his cellphone while driving, and that was two blocks from my apartment!