I Ubered over to Beverly Hills and saw Dr Lee. We tried to sort out my symptoms and she's good about answering questions -- a requirement in my book. However, as she was opening an alcohol wipe the alcohol squired in several directions, including into my right eye. Now that stung! She had to rinse out my eye, gave me a couple packs of artificial tears, and instructed me to rinse my eye every few hours for the rest of today.
She didn't see any problems other than the existing ones, but I will need to keep an eye on things, so to speak. And she agreed that it's best to call them if I have an issue, not ER or UC.