Someone went to the Hugh Jackman revival of The Music Man and this was reported:
These are the new opening lyrics for Shipoopi in this revival, per a friend who took notes - I guess the PC Police have struck River City:
“Now a fella who goes on his very first date is usually shy and fretful, and a fella who goes for more than a kiss will end the night regretful, but a fella who waits for his gal to say when, head in the clouds, shout amen, he's the guy she'll date again, he's her shipoopi!”