And the universe waits with bated breath....

Seriously, though, why would you do that? And what hype are your referring to? I haven't been subjected to any heaping helpings of hype over any Broadway musical in recent memory.
I can appreciate someone disliking a particular show, but you seem to have a vendetta against it.
Wanna lie on my couch and discuss it???

Ok... fine... maybe it's a great show for some people and maybe it plays to almost sold-out crowds everynight, and yes - maybe I have a vendetta against it - it's very hard to put my feelings into words, I guess. Every girl out there with musical theatre ambition wants to be Kristin Chenowith or Idina Menzel and as a musical theatre director, I hear so many bad renditions of the songs from "Wicked" in auditions - mostly bad renditions. Although, I can say the same about songs from "Rent" and "Les Mis" at auditions when they first came out.
But I think I can sum it up - I don't like the show, I didn't like it in San Francisco in 2003, and I'm not a fan of the music. I realize this is a Stephen Schwartz "friendly" forum, so I won't say anymore about the score - but it just goes to show, you take a story like "Wicked" or even "The Phantom of the Opera" - make the physical production something great to look at, add some smoke, flying monkeys, a grand entrance for one of the leads and a hydrolic lift for the end of Act One, and BINGO, people want to see the show. (not to mention the references to everyone's favorite story "The Wizard of Oz")
And I'll end by eating some crow and saying publiclly (among friends) that I've seen "Phantom of the Opera" 11 times, and my favorite part is the exploding chandelier, the end of Act One and the very end when the Phantom dissapears. See... it grabbed me with that show, just not with "Wicked".