Topic: THE HALLUCINOGENIC NOTES (Read 7511 times)

George · « **Reply #240 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:19:39 AM »

PAGE NINE!!

George · « **Reply #241 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:19:50 AM »

[TODD]
That looks pretty rank

George · « **Reply #242 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:19:56 AM »

[MRS. LOVETT]
Well, he drank
It's a bank
Cashier

George · « **Reply #243 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:20:05 AM »

Last one really sold
Wasn't quite so old

George · « **Reply #244 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:20:12 AM »

[TODD]
Have you any beadle?

George · « **Reply #245 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:20:21 AM »

[MRS. LOVETT]
Next week, so I'm told
Beadle isn't bad till you smell it
And notice how well it's
Been greased
Stick to priest

George · « **Reply #246 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:20:29 AM »

(spoken)
Now this might be a bit stringy, but then, of course, it's fiddle player.

George · « **Reply #247 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:20:36 AM »

[TODD, spoken]
No, this isn't fiddle player. It's piccolo player.

George · « **Reply #248 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:20:42 AM »

[MRS. LOVETT, spoken]
How can you tell?

George · « **Reply #249 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:20:48 AM »

[TODD, spoken]
It's piping hot.

George · « **Reply #250 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:21:00 AM »

[MRS. LOVETT, spoken]
Then blow on it first!

George · « **Reply #251 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:21:07 AM »

[TODD]
The history of the world, my sweet

George · « **Reply #252 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:21:13 AM »

[MRS. LOVETT]
Oh, Mr. Todd, ooh, Mr. Todd
What does it tell?

George · « **Reply #253 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:21:21 AM »

[TODD]
Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat

George · « **Reply #254 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:21:35 AM »

[MRS. LOVETT]
And, Mr. Todd, too, Mr. Todd
Who gets to sell

George · « **Reply #255 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:21:41 AM »

[TODD]
But fortunately, it's also clear—

George · « **Reply #256 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:21:49 AM »

[TODD & MRS. LOVETT]
That everybody
Goes down well with beer

George · « **Reply #257 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:21:55 AM »

[MRS. LOVETT, spoken]
Since marine doesn't appeal to you, how about Rear Admiral?

George · « **Reply #258 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:22:02 AM »

[TODD, spoken]
Too salty. I prefer General.

George · « **Reply #259 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:22:10 AM »

[MRS. LOVETT, spoken]
With or without his privates?

George · « **Reply #260 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:22:26 AM »

With is extra.

George · « **Reply #261 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:22:32 AM »

[TODD, spoken]
What is that?

George · « **Reply #262 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:22:41 AM »

[MRS. LOVETT]
It's fop
Finest in the shop
And we have some shepherd's pie peppered
With actual shepherd
On top

George · « **Reply #263 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:22:48 AM »

And I've just begun
Here's the politician; so oily
It's served with a doily—
Have one?

George · « **Reply #264 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:22:56 AM »

[TODD]
Put it on a bun
Well, you never know if it's going to run

George · « **Reply #265 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:23:03 AM »

[MRS. LOVETT]
Try the friar
Fried, it's drier

George · « **Reply #266 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:23:11 AM »

[TODD]
No, the clergy is really
Too coarse and too mealy

George · « **Reply #267 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:23:21 AM »

[MRS. LOVETT]
Then actor—
That's compacter

George · « **Reply #268 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:23:32 AM »

[TODD]
Yes, and always arrives overdone

George · « **Reply #269 on:** October 08, 2023, 12:23:43 AM »

I'll come again when you
Have judge on the menu