Topic: I CANNOT TELL YOU WHY (Read 6770 times)

vixmom · « **Reply #180 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:29:58 PM »

Second inning, guests had no luck and our Ducks scored another run!

vixmom · « **Reply #181 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:30:24 PM »

Third inning guests were dreadful, couldn’t hit couldn’t catch

vixmom · « **Reply #182 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:30:48 PM »

Our Glorious Ducks made two more runs!

vixmom · « **Reply #183 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:31:43 PM »

I said to my fellow parishioner, “ wow! I’m finally going to see the Ducks win!”

vixmom · « **Reply #184 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:31:50 PM »

Mea culpa

vixmom · « **Reply #185 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:32:00 PM »

Mea maxima culpa

vixmom · « **Reply #186 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:32:10 PM »

The guests rallied

vixmom · « **Reply #187 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:33:25 PM »

The Ducks completely forgot how to catch, hit , run ,throw …in fact I think they suddenly lost all idea of what game they were playing

vixmom · « **Reply #188 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:34:27 PM »

The Dirty Birds ( the name of the guests) won 8 runs to 5 for our poor lame Ducks

vixmom · « **Reply #189 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:34:47 PM »

Everyone told me it wasn’t my fault…but I know better

vixmom · « **Reply #190 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:35:09 PM »

The fireworks show afterwards was quite nice though

vixmom · « **Reply #191 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:37:08 PM »

Speaking of fireworks , tomorrow, being the fourth day of July, we will celebrate having thrown off British rule

vixmom · « **Reply #192 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:37:27 PM »

We have no plans for the day

vixmom · « **Reply #193 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:38:41 PM »

Is anyone else here planning or attending any Independence Day celebrations?

vixmom · « **Reply #194 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:40:46 PM »

Who has to work on the 4th of July?

vixmom · « **Reply #195 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:41:09 PM »

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Fire works

vixmom · « **Reply #196 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:42:04 PM »

What do ducks like about the 4th of July ?

vixmom · « **Reply #197 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:42:36 PM »

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Fire quackers

vixmom · « **Reply #198 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:44:19 PM »

Why is there no knock knock joke about The USA?

vixmom · « **Reply #199 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:44:40 PM »

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Because freedom rings

vixmom · « **Reply #200 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:45:38 PM »

What did King George think of the American colonialists?

vixmom · « **Reply #201 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:45:58 PM »

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He thought they were revolting

John G. · « **Reply #202 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:48:11 PM »

Quote from: vixmom on July 03, 2024, 08:38:41 PM

Is anyone else here planning or attending any Independence Day celebrations?

A woman down the street is throwing a block party at 3 pm when it will be 100 degrees outside. I agreed to go.

vixmom · « **Reply #203 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:49:17 PM »

What’s the difference between George Washington and a duck?

vixmom · « **Reply #204 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:50:07 PM »

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One has a bill on his face and the other has his face on a bill

vixmom · « **Reply #205 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:50:44 PM »

Quote from: John G. on July 03, 2024, 08:48:11 PM

Quote from: vixmom on July 03, 2024, 08:38:41 PM
Is anyone else here planning or attending any Independence Day celebrations?

A woman down the street is throwing a block party at 3 pm when it will be 100 degrees outside. I agreed to go.

Well that sounds fun…and very very hot

vixmom · « **Reply #206 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:51:15 PM »

I’m trying to get away from the page least loved by our esteemed benefactor

vixmom · « **Reply #207 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:51:41 PM »

But it seems to go on and on and on and on

John G. · « **Reply #208 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:52:24 PM »

Quote from: vixmom on July 03, 2024, 08:44:19 PM

Why is there no knock knock joke about The USA?

I like this one.

vixmom · « **Reply #209 on:** July 03, 2024, 08:52:31 PM »

I’m getting very tired

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