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Re: BOOKING THE GAZELLE ON THE ORPHEUM CIRCUIT
« Reply #120 on: August 02, 2024, 03:29:35 PM »

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« Reply #121 on: August 02, 2024, 03:30:09 PM »

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« Reply #122 on: August 02, 2024, 03:53:27 PM »

Better work condition vibes for DR singdaw.
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« Reply #123 on: August 02, 2024, 03:53:40 PM »

Healing and NO PAIN vibes for DR CHAS SMITH.
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« Reply #124 on: August 02, 2024, 03:53:52 PM »

Hair cut vibes for MR BK.
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« Reply #125 on: August 02, 2024, 03:54:09 PM »

Healing vibes for the Kiwi neighbor of DR RODZINSKI.
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« Reply #126 on: August 02, 2024, 03:54:34 PM »

I watched some of the Olympics this afternoon....most excellent.
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« Reply #127 on: August 02, 2024, 03:54:52 PM »

Now I shall do some evening television viewing.
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« Reply #128 on: August 02, 2024, 04:05:07 PM »

Today was a cavalcade of tech woes at work.


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« Reply #129 on: August 02, 2024, 04:44:12 PM »

Wow, 175 Guests are viewing this board! 

(only 2 Guests viewing this topic, though)
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« Reply #130 on: August 02, 2024, 04:44:36 PM »

Make that three.  :)
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« Reply #131 on: August 02, 2024, 04:45:00 PM »

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« Reply #132 on: August 02, 2024, 04:45:31 PM »

When you're a magician, and you have a couple of Twix up your sleeve
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« Reply #133 on: August 02, 2024, 04:47:12 PM »

I don't understand why 45 wasn't offered up as a Russian agent in the prisoner swap.
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« Reply #134 on: August 02, 2024, 04:48:25 PM »

When you're a magician, and you have a couple of Twix up your sleeve

LOL!

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« Reply #135 on: August 02, 2024, 04:48:54 PM »

Apparently the latest rage on TikTok is "Fluffy Coke."

You line a tall glass with marshmallow fluff.

Then you fill the glass with ice.

Then you pour in the Coke.

And there you have it: scrumptious Fluffy Coke.       :P
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« Reply #136 on: August 02, 2024, 04:49:37 PM »

At our recent Team Building day, I was voted by my team as the most likely to pun badly.
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« Reply #137 on: August 02, 2024, 04:49:48 PM »

I wear the honor with pride.
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« Reply #138 on: August 02, 2024, 04:51:52 PM »

One of my team members today was unable to work due to a faulty router. I have been updating the UPS tracking page every 2.5 minutes.

It was supposed to be delivered by 11:45am. As of a moment ago, the package is still "out for delivery."

Needless to say, we were down a person today.
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« Reply #139 on: August 02, 2024, 04:58:28 PM »

One of my team members today was unable to work due to a faulty router. I have been updating the UPS tracking page every 2.5 minutes.

It was supposed to be delivered by 11:45am. As of a moment ago, the package is still "out for delivery."

Needless to say, we were down a person today.



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« Reply #140 on: August 02, 2024, 05:14:03 PM »

That gazelle really get around.
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« Reply #141 on: August 02, 2024, 06:54:21 PM »

This is the competition that had two different styles of dancers out on the floor last year at the same time. Just frustrating. And I'm petting, so I'm holding it against them.


Petting?

Spell check. I thought I typed petty.
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« Reply #142 on: August 02, 2024, 06:54:55 PM »

Apparently the latest rage on TikTok is "Fluffy Coke."

You line a tall glass with marshmallow fluff.

Then you fill the glass with ice.

Then you pour in the Coke.

And there you have it: scrumptious Fluffy Coke.       :P

No.
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« Reply #143 on: August 02, 2024, 06:56:08 PM »

This is the competition that had two different styles of dancers out on the floor last year at the same time. Just frustrating. And I'm petting, so I'm holding it against them.


Petting?

Spell check. I thought I typed petty.

Ah!  That makes sense!
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« Reply #144 on: August 02, 2024, 06:56:46 PM »

Healing vibes for the Kiwi neighbor of DR RODZINSKI.

Ditto.
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« Reply #145 on: August 02, 2024, 07:01:56 PM »

Five o'clock rock
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« Reply #146 on: August 02, 2024, 07:02:04 PM »

Four leaf clover
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« Reply #147 on: August 02, 2024, 07:02:25 PM »

Three coins in the fountain
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« Reply #148 on: August 02, 2024, 07:02:32 PM »

Two mints in one
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« Reply #149 on: August 02, 2024, 07:02:40 PM »

One of a kind
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